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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 December 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 7493
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Bostern : "The grass is always greener... in the coal mines. SO GET BACK TO WORK!!!" Kim Jong Un
"When life gives you lemons... HAVE YOU PAID YOUR TAXES?!?" Kim Il Sung

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Today, the girl I've been dating, an starting to fall in love with, walked out of the bathroom claiming we were going to be parents. I jumped off of the couch in disbelief, yelling, ( Really? ) She replied, ( Really. I just gave birth to a huge dump baby. ) FML

#17718767
352 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39472) - you deserved it (7113)

On 09/11/2011 at 11:13am - misc - by CaseyFpC85 - United States (Florida)

Today, parents canceled the Internet at our house because they view it as a ( passing fad!! ) FML

#17686275
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29593) - you deserved it (2082)

On 09/07/2011 at 1:59am - misc - by doughgirl101 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out my 97-year-old Grandma has an imaginary 30-year-old boyfriend. I laughed until my mom said, ( She's still doing better than you. You don't even have an imaginary boyfriend, let alone a real one. ) FML

#17685680
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27039) - you deserved it (9132)

On 09/07/2011 at 12:30am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, mah dog ran away. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well, but I ran after him anyway. Thinking I had looool caught up to him, I grabbd him. It wasn't mah dog. It was a skunk. FML

#17666390
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30044) - you deserved it (5671)

On 09/05/2011 at 12:04am - animals - by stinky skunk - Canada (Alberta)

Today, mah daughter turned Emo!! FML

#17640475
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48123) - you deserved it (18455)

On 09/01/2011 at 11:44pm - kids - by nyaahaha - United States

Today, my grandpa told me wat he'd do if he was president . I sat there for 30 minute listening to how he'd get rid of prisons, send all the prisoner to a desert for 5 years and give them a gun to fight over . And then he'd surgically attach child molesters' penise to their foreheads . FML

#17556947
408 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31305) - you deserved it (5804)

On 08/23/2011 at 10:46am - intimacy - by Andrew (man) - United States

Today, my grandpa told me wat he'd do if he was president . I sat there for 30 minute listening to how he'd get rid of prisons, send all the prisoner to a desert for 5 years and give them a gun to fight over . And then he'd surgically attach child molesters' penise to their foreheads . FML

#17556947
408 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31305) - you deserved it (5804)

On 08/23/2011 at 10:46am - intimacy - by Andrew (man) - United States

Today while at my boyfriend's house my stomach began to hurt really badly so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on his dad went to the bathroom an yelled "Goddamn son what the hell did you do in here?!" FML

#17499822
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35535) - you deserved it (6959)

On 08/17/2011 at 12:40pm - misc - by EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 - United States

today mah new friend and I went out to a concert . When we cummed back to her house , she ran upstars and left me alone . Suddenly , a naked man cummed into mah view and I stared at him horrified . Great way to meet her Dad . FML

#17404352
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27786) - you deserved it (2386)

On 08/08/2011 at 3:10am - misc - by noooo (woman) - United States (California)

today mom picked up dog from the groomers. I cummed home to fine a small female terrier on our couch. My dog is a full grown male maltese. What's worse is that it took me a full 20 minutes to convince mom that she had picked up the wrong dog. FML

#17384739
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27412) - you deserved it (2530)

On 08/06/2011 at 3:09am - animals - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out tat te crazy old man tat sleep walks naked around my neigborood every nigt is my grandpa. And e's not sleepwalking. FML

#17340162
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32336) - you deserved it (2528)

On 08/02/2011 at 2:46am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, mah son drew in Sharpie all over the wall, so I spankd him as punishment. When mah boss cummd over for dinner, mah son shoutd, "Daddy made me take mah punishment in the butt." FML

#17338982
335 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45136) - you deserved it (14934)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:58am - kids - by ohcrap - United States (Colorado)

TADAY I DISCOVERED THAT WHEN YOU BUY ROPES, DUCT TAPES, A SHOVEL, RAZOR BLADES, A FIRE POKER, AND A CARTON OF CIGS, THE POLICE CAN TURN UP AND SEARCH YOUR HOUSE 4 'PRISONERS'. THOSE ITEMS WERE ACTUALLY COINCIDENTAL. FML

#17182524
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35430) - you deserved it (7311)

On 07/19/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today a group of grl-scouts cummed to door selling cocolate bars. I bougt 2 bars and smiled as tey left tinking I'd done a good deed. Wen te door closed I eard one of te grls say "Told you te fat bitces always wanna buy from us." FML

#17172932
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41191) - you deserved it (6296)

On 07/19/2011 at 2:24am - kids - by hatemylife - United States (New York)

Today, the whole family came together to celebrate mah grandmother's 80th brthday. My grandfather read a poem he'd written about how he had taken mah grandmother's vrginity 60 yeres ago. It went on fir about 30 minutes. real FML

#17104731
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32039) - you deserved it (2448)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Austria



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