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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 December 1997 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 437
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About BossMindedFemale : Hi, I'm Michelle. I'm 16 years old, and I'll be going into 11th grade after Summer (: I work as a cashier at a grocery store. I'm a Figure Skater. I've been been skating since I was about 11. I'm 100% Cuban even though I dont appear to be. I was born in Miami. Spanish is my first language, English is my second, and Baby Talk is my third. I'm 5'5 (have been since the 6th grade). I'm happily in a relationship ♥. We've been together for about a year. I'm almost always on my phone so if you message me and I don't respond right away, you either creeped me out, or I'm standing infront of the refrigerator. Message me (:
& Follow me on pinterest; michiimarie & tumblr; deliberatelytrippin • kik me; chellebear33 • or add me on snapchat; roastingrainbow. Thanks, (:

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Today, my boyfriend called me in tears, convinced that he found me in a porn video online. It wasn't me. And when I finally got him to give me the web address, I too started crying at the realization of how fat he thinks I am. FML


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On 08/23/2014 at 2:26am - intimacy - by confidence taken - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I had a rough day and was extremely tired. I took a nap on the couch, and woke up to a guy robbing my house. I pretended I was still sleeping, waiting a chance to grab him or run out safely. I ended up falling back asleep. FML


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Today, my 8-year-old son microwaved his pet hamster. FML


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On 06/13/2014 at 6:53pm - animals - by sunil (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend started whispering "blowjobbbb" into my ear while we were watching a movie. When I asked him what he was doing, he denied ever saying it and claimed it must have been a subliminal message in the movie. FML


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