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About BossMindedFemale : Hi, I'm Michelle. I'm 16 years old, and I'll be going into 11th grade after Summer (: I work as a cashier at a grocery store. I'm a Figure Skater. I've been been skating since I was about 11. I'm 100% Cuban even though I dont appear to be. I was born in Miami. Spanish is my first language, English is my second, and Baby Talk is my third. I'm 5'5 (have been since the 6th grade). I'm happily in a relationship ♥. We've been together for about a year. I'm almost always on my phone so if you message me and I don't respond right away, you either creeped me out, or I'm standing infront of the refrigerator. Message me (:
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Today, I had a rough day and was extremely tired. I took a nap on the couch, and woke up to a guy robbing my house. I pretended I was still sleeping, waiting a chance to grab him or run out safely. I ended up falling back asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend started whispering "blowjobbbb" into my ear while we were watching a movie. When I asked him what he was doing, he denied ever saying it and claimed it must have been a subliminal message in the movie. FML
Tuesday 22 July 2014