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Today, my crush was walking up to me and I put my earphones in, playing hard to get. When I heard him say something about a date I take an earphone out and say, "Oh, I didn't see you there!" His response, "They're not connected to anything," holds up the end of my earphones and walks away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10773) - you deserved it (119380)

On 06/07/2009 at 10:26am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my crush was walking up to me and I put my earphones in, playing hard to get. When I heard him say something about a date I take an earphone out and say, "Oh, I didn't see you there!" His response, "They're not connected to anything," holds up the end of my earphones and walks away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10773) - you deserved it (119380)

On 06/07/2009 at 10:26am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML

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122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67610) - you deserved it (7578)

On 06/06/2009 at 7:18am - work - by foretwintie (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was taking a bath and out of boredom started making sheep noises. I then had a conversation with myself in farm animal noises. When I got out of the bath, I walked to my bedroom in my towel, passing the living room... where my little brother's soccer team burst out laughing. FML

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300 comments

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On 06/05/2009 at 5:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was feeling rebellious, I decided to procrastinate instead of studying for my really important English test tomorrow. I was having a pretty good time until I realized my idea of procrastinating was cleaning my TI-83 graphing calculator with rubbing alcohol and Q-tips. FML

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193 comments

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On 05/19/2009 at 12:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML

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68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19971) - you deserved it (34033)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:23am - animals - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)



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