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Borngemini77
  • Town/Country : El Paso, Tx, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 May 1977 (36 years)
  • Number of visits : 160
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Borngemini77 : Can you guess who farted by looking at the picture? I miss my puppies. I wake up to FML and I go to sleep to DH poker. In between is a blur.

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Today, I went skiing. On the first run of the day, a little girl came out of nowhere and crashed into me. I was fine, but she was hurt, so I called the ski patrol. She told him that I deliberately hit her, and got me kicked out. I was there for 10 minutes. I paid for all day. FML

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