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Today, over a year on from my parents telling me my dog had died, I went to the shelter to volunteer, and saw my old dog. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50284) - you deserved it (2486)

On 08/21/2011 at 1:51am - animals - by Dogless - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my husband and I went to the state fair. The entire time, he complained about all the money we were losing because of the high prices of both rides and food. Towards the end of the night, we counted the cash we had left and found we were $50 short. Apparently, it fell out of his pocket. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30126) - you deserved it (4331)

On 05/13/2011 at 2:47pm - money - by Catie - United States (Florida)

Today, I went on a long overdue vacation to France with my husband and young daughter. As revenge for an earlier prank, my sister has apparently taught my daughter to swear profusely in French. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29939) - you deserved it (9018)

On 05/06/2011 at 3:16pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Windsor and Maidenhead)

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