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  • Birth Date : Friday 19 February 1993 (22 years)
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Today, I gave a carpet shampooing demonstration in a stranger's home. To my surprise, the white expensive carpet was dyed grey due to something in the solution. The owner held me hostage in her house by barracading the door until my manager got there. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47224) - you deserved it (8556)

On 06/13/2009 at 3:47pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML


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On 06/12/2009 at 9:47pm - love - by Paco4242 (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was helping an old man find a pair of shoes. I told him about a particularly comfortable pair but had to inform him that they only came in black or white. Hearing this, the old man grabbed me around the neck and began to beat me in the head with our display shoe. He wanted brown. FML


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On 06/12/2009 at 1:33am - work - by Shoes (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my 11 year old brother walked in on me sitting on my boyfriend's ass and giving him a back massage. He tilted his head a little and then said "Aren't you guys doing it wrong? Isn't he supposed to be on top?" My boyfriend laughed and gave him a high-five. FML


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On 03/23/2009 at 7:12pm - intimacy - by SLA (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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