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Today, my mom told me to take out the trash. I thought it would be a good idea to Hulk-smash it into the can. I missed. The bag ripped and garbage flew everywhere. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21253) - you deserved it (54989)

On 06/29/2014 at 4:37pm - misc - by whoops (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I heard a student in the class I assist having trouble with a download. I walked over and showed him how to save to his flash drive, and how to use 7z to unzip said file. I then found out I'd just assisted him in downloading a half gig of porn during class. FML

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On 07/09/2009 at 11:00am - misc - by TingBarter (man) - United States (Michigan)



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