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Today, I was jogging around the neighborhood when I went past a bar. There were lots of drunk men outside telling me to come over so they could give me the night of my life. One of those men was my grandpa. FML

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On 11/23/2011 at 5:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my fiancé and I got married. We both promised to remain abstinent until our wedding day. She's on her period. FML

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On 10/31/2011 at 12:04am - intimacy - by Andrew - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, since I was taking a dump in my wife's parents' house, I lit a candle so that it wouldn't stink. While still sitting down, I went to blow it out and apparently, no matter how strong of a man you are, you will still scream like a little girl if hot wax falls on your penis. FML

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On 10/14/2011 at 11:23am - intimacy - by cduran2011 - United States (Ohio)



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