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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 30 March 1987 (27 years)
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  • Number of visits : 8209
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I slept over at my friend's house but forgot my glasses. When I woke up in the morning, I came out of his room and forcefully kicked what I thought was a soccer ball on the floor. Turns out it was his miniature poodle - it fell down a long flight of stairs. FML

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282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28209) - you deserved it (104101)

On 03/19/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by JohnMackSquirts (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

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517 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53673) - you deserved it (310708)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

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995 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69957) - you deserved it (730090)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, right after sex, my girlfriend apologized to the neighbor for the screaming. He thanked her for the entertainment. FML

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On 11/12/2008 at 9:39am - intimacy - by AirOne - United States (New York)

Today, after a party, I brought a girl to the flat I share with my 2 best friends. While we are doing it, she asks me "You're not afraid your friends could hear us?". The only answer that spontaneously came out of my mouth: "Don't worry, they're used to it". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16795) - you deserved it (80454)

On 10/27/2008 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Daemon - Sent from mobile version



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