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Today, after applying for a job at a tanning salon, I was told they don't hire "naturally tan" people. I'm black. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46431) - you deserved it (3967)

On 01/21/2013 at 7:48am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)

Today, I thought it would have been funny to cut off my friend's rat-tail. He thought it would be funny to put a brick through my windshield. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14093) - you deserved it (104491)

On 08/26/2009 at 9:34am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (350965) - you deserved it (38715)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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