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About Booda_Shun : It is with great pride and fervency that we announce the anointment of a new Serdar by decree of Padishah Isaac. Serdar Thes-Un will now preside over the Voodun of the Togran Sect. May peace and enlightenment forever grace our peoples.
Your lives, your thoughts, and your decisions are all influenced and controlled by the mighty Purvis Ferdegaster. Be warned.
Avoid the Temple Mount at Tal-D'nor during times of heavy rain. Vengeful spirits who prey on the innocent are said to be present.
In college cold college.
And yes, I really was born on the first of January.
Please DO NOT message me. (Unless I message you first but even that's unlikely)
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
You sure know how to party?
You posted a comment on the 31st of December between 11pm and 1am. Happy New Year!
Today, a kid in class kept chatting to his friend, and was made to swap seats. Every time the guy he swapped with moved, the stench from his armpits wafted over. It smelled like nacho cheese crossed with ball sweat. It got so bad that I eventually had to go dry heave in the toilets. FML
Today, at the grocery store, an elderly woman asked for help with some tea. I lent her a hand, spending a good twenty minutes reading different labels out loud until she found one she liked. After she was done, she handed me a pamphlet and said, "You're a nice girl. I hope you don't go to hell." FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a teddy bear. I thought it was a sweet thing to do, until I saw him open a slit in its back while visiting later in the day and removing a bag of weed. He gave me a teddy bear just so he could smuggle drugs past my parents. FML
Today, after years of insomnia and going to doctors to help get a regular sleeping pattern, I finally fell asleep without the help of medication, only to dream about being chased by an angry seal and singing to Rihanna with a horse. This is probably why I don't sleep. FML
Today, I invited my best friend to sleep on my couch while he looks for a new place. He walked inside, dropped his stuff on the floor and asked me my policy on hookers. I laughed it off as a joke. Half an hour later my doorbell rang. He took my laughter as a yes. FML
Thursday 10 April 2014