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  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 June 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 606
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Bondagebear : I am Bondagebear. Eve, if you wish to call me by name. I am into the art of hapkido, various anime, the proper use of guns and knives, and the zombie apocalypse.

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Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML

#9110965
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40832) - you deserved it (8442)

On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my dad and I were in the car when a rabbit scurried across the road, just missing us. My dad turned and said to me, "Well, it's good we didn't hit him. He gets to live another day." I then looked in the rear view mirror to see the rabbit running away from the cross traffic, only to be hit by the car behind us. FML

#9102050
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21765) - you deserved it (2990)

On 03/15/2010 at 12:44pm - misc - by bunnylover (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I came home to hear my girlfriend break up with me, over the answering machine, with my entire family in the room. FML

#9095527
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28943) - you deserved it (1961)

On 03/15/2010 at 2:19am - love - by kukadaman - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my deranged co-worker sent me a text message containing a picture that she just took of her uncle. It was his funeral. FML

#9083154
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19887) - you deserved it (1634)

On 03/14/2010 at 8:20pm - misc - by thanatophobia - Sent from mobile version

Today, my Dad told me that I was named after the dog he accidentally shot in the head as a teenager. FML

#9081770
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28260) - you deserved it (2014)

On 03/14/2010 at 7:23pm - animals - by OhhhNooo (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend complained that we may not work out because I'm "just too needy". I'd woken up early and texted him "good morning" while he was trying to sleep. FML

#9047626
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20389) - you deserved it (9006)

On 03/13/2010 at 2:10pm - love - by bumblebee (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I realized that not only am I still an unpublished author, but I can't even get an FML posted after submitting several in the last year. FML

#9042400
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33681) - you deserved it (6809)

On 03/13/2010 at 8:43am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)



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