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Bofferding

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 12 November 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1894
  • Number of comments : 131
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Bofferding's favorite FMLs

Today, I was in a pool locker room, surrounded by semi-naked people. While changing into my clothes, I accidentally pushed a button on my phone, causing it to make the loud, unmistakable camera shutter sound effect. Everyone definitely heard it. FML

#17217334
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34402) - you deserved it (5037)

On 07/22/2011 at 1:36pm - misc - by Roode (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, whenever I do something that the kid I am babysitting likes, he pats me on the head and says "good girl". I'm whipped by a seven year old. FML

#17177667
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27222) - you deserved it (7950)

On 07/19/2011 at 2:03pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

#17089969
518 comments

I agree, your life sucks (140941) - you deserved it (7998)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

#17088739
437 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74104) - you deserved it (7716)

On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear "it's not gonna suck itself." FML

#16541898
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46970) - you deserved it (11997)

On 06/07/2011 at 2:51am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom looked through my browser history and saw Chatroulette. She thought I'd gotten into online gambling, and wouldn't believe me when I explained what it really was. After I insisted on showing her, the first chat window to open contained cocks as far as the eye could see. FML

#16488839
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21736) - you deserved it (38185)

On 06/03/2011 at 8:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after I moved into my college dorm three days ago, my roommate is still convinced that she is a cat. FML

#16099079
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27503) - you deserved it (3311)

On 05/08/2011 at 11:22pm - animals - by SMCHR (woman) - Ireland

Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML

#15525656
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31881) - you deserved it (5471)

On 03/28/2011 at 1:56am - animals - by upliftmofo - Belgium

Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML

#15415260
356 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30153) - you deserved it (52224)

On 03/21/2011 at 12:58pm - intimacy - by fffmmll - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)



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