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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 12 November 1988 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1466
  • Number of comments : 130
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Bofferding's favorite FMLs

Today, my son asked me where babies come from. I told him, "From god." He came back with, "Daddy said it was from fucking." FML

#18255063
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35957) - you deserved it (18868)

On 11/15/2011 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by lababy (woman) - United States

Today, I was watching wrestling videos on YouTube, when my little brother walked in. Later, my little brother told my parents that I was watching naked men on my computer. They won't stop thinking that I was watching gay porn. FML

#18226728
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29630) - you deserved it (6792)

On 11/12/2011 at 9:19am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my 20-year-old boyfriend won't touch my boobs because he is afraid his parents will find out. FML

#18203488
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42422) - you deserved it (5075)

On 11/09/2011 at 5:48pm - intimacy - by Great... (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I realized I have to choose between being unemployed or putting up with my perverted boss who desperately wants me. I'm a guy and so is he. FML

#18201321
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38510) - you deserved it (3133)

On 11/09/2011 at 12:20pm - work - by Anonymous - Romania (Mures)

Today, I discovered my sister has a crystal meth problem when she set fire to our house. FML

#18198070
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33390) - you deserved it (2260)

On 11/08/2011 at 11:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I got yelled at by my boss for being insensitive to a customer. I'd told her I never heard of the requested item even existing. She walked off shouting, screaming and throwing stuff from the shelf. She wanted to order a bird feeder with heated perches so the bird's feet won't get cold. FML

#18198042
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29255) - you deserved it (2316)

On 11/08/2011 at 11:06pm - work - by midwesternpetclerk - United States

Today, my boyfriend drove me home. I mentioned how I had recently started my period and he freaked out, saying I would "leak" through my tampon onto his seat. He made me sit on towels all the way home. FML

#18196154
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36728) - you deserved it (5900)

On 11/08/2011 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was driving home from work with the window down. I felt what I thought was rain coming through the window, until I looked over and realized it was urine mist coming from the cattle truck next to me. FML

#18195085
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30974) - you deserved it (3034)

On 11/08/2011 at 6:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my mom learned how to use the text messaging on her smartphone. I've received 37 already, and she calls after every single one to make sure I understood her. FML

#18137674
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35446) - you deserved it (2895)

On 11/02/2011 at 11:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, while spooning my spouse, I was awakened in the wee hours by a huge, junk-rattling fart. This has happened numerous times since she became a vegetarian. FML

#18135742
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28269) - you deserved it (3327)

On 11/02/2011 at 1:06am - misc - by steve-o - United States

Today, my son got really high and shaved the dog with my electric shaver. Not only does the dog look really bad, I didn't know my son used drugs. I now have to buy the dog a sweater and get my son some help. FML

#18078195
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30985) - you deserved it (4929)

On 10/26/2011 at 1:43am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML

#18072283
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33762) - you deserved it (2814)

On 10/25/2011 at 2:04pm - kids - by mew - Canada

Today, my car broke down because someone stuck a dildo in the tail pipe. I'd parked in my driveway. FML

#18069827
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29043) - you deserved it (3026)

On 10/25/2011 at 1:58am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, a neo-Nazi stopped me and commented on my blue eyes and blonde hair. He went on to explain that I could be "pure", and should follow him and other Aryans in the campaign to eliminate Jews, and other "abominations". Good thing he didn't see the Star of David necklace around my neck. FML

#18067303
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43793) - you deserved it (3337)

On 10/24/2011 at 9:46pm - misc - by KaySchrages92 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was relaxing at home while my boyfriend played with his hamster. After a while of silence, my boyfriend came over and put his fingers next to my face. Trying to be cute, I stuck his fingers in my mouth and sucked on them. Turns out he was trying to show me how bad hamster pee smells. FML

#18043699
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16922) - you deserved it (48015)

On 10/22/2011 at 2:10am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



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