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Today, my mom got drunk and started crying at my after-wedding party, after promising she'd behave herself. She thinks my husband is an awful person who'll drag me into a life of sin, all because he has a tattoo and an ear piercing. FML
by Anonymous / 03/22/2015 at 5:52am / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous
by noway / 03/22/2015 at 12:03am / United States (California) / Health
by ellabellabooboo / 03/21/2015 at 10:27pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Health
by tobuscus9412 / 03/21/2015 at 9:04pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by van no gough / 03/21/2015 at 8:07pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was startled by my roommate marching a drunk man out of our apartment. Somehow he found his way in complete darkness into the bathroom without alerting me or my dog next to the only door. He mistook the clothes hamper for the toilet. FML
by Nexpecto / 03/21/2015 at 6:29pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, it's been a week since I was dumped. I planned to stay at my apartment, cry and eat chocolate in peace. My roommate decided to have loud sex with her boyfriend in the apartment. She refused to quiet down, saying "My body, my rules." FML
by stoprubbingitinmyface / 03/21/2015 at 5:59pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by poop / 03/21/2015 at 12:47pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous
by pikachu_43 / 03/21/2015 at 11:14am / United States (California) / Health
by ajodasdojsad / 03/21/2015 at 11:12am / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/21/2015 at 4:55am / United Kingdom (Aberdeen City) / Love
Today, my sister shot my dog with my airsoft gun. When I told my parents, she put on the fakest sobbing I've ever heard, said she didn't even know how to use a gun, and that she saw me shoot my own dog. They believed her and think I need psychiatric help. FML
by Anonymous / 03/21/2015 at 1:36am / United States (New Jersey) / Animals
Today, I was wearing a new tank top that was really cute. I later was talking to an attractive guy and thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute and funny. I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I only shaved one armpit. FML
by rayraydayday / 03/21/2015 at 12:25am / United States (Colorado) / Love
by ironfey / 03/20/2015 at 11:38pm / United States (Virginia) / Work
by tumbleshay / 03/20/2015 at 9:32pm / United States (Oregon) / Love