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by SleepIsForTheWeak / 03/19/2015 at 12:41pm / Canada (Newfoundland) / Work
Today, I found out my upstairs neighbors filed a noise complaint against me for banging on the ceiling every night. They conveniently left out the part where they constantly stomp, shout, and do stuff that sounds like they're dropping bricks to the floor every night. FML
by Anonymous / 03/19/2015 at 11:56am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by david99021 / 03/19/2015 at 10:24am / Turkey (Ankara) / Health
Today, it was my first day working as a pharmacist. I quickly discovered that customers not only think that it makes me qualified to offer free medical advice, but they also have no qualms about showing me their various lumps, bumps, and vaginal leakages. FML
by MyPoorEyes / 03/19/2015 at 9:19am / Australia (Victoria) / Work
Today, after a 16-hour work day, I came home to my husband. I talked to him for about 10 minutes, then realized that he wasn't answering me but had his headset on and was talking on Xbox live. Not even playing a game, just talking. FML
by copycat / 03/19/2015 at 1:05am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/19/2015 at 1:01am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
Today, when I dropped my 6-year-old daughter off at school, a little boy ran up to her so I asked his name. My daughter explained: "Oh, don't pay any attention to him, he's my slave. He's come to carry my bag. See you later, mom!" FML
by mafille / 03/18/2015 at 11:22pm / France / Kids
by brokeforever / 03/18/2015 at 6:23pm / Latvia (Riga) / Animals
Today, after months of job hunting, I finally got a phone call. They were impressed with me. That's when my son decided to throw a tantrum asking for food. After some silence, the caller told me they were looking for someone who wasn't juggling little kids at home and hung up. My son is 20. FML
by Stressed Mother / 03/18/2015 at 5:26pm / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
Today, I went to the store to buy some condoms. I couldn't find them anywhere, so I nervously asked a staff member for help. She scowled, pointed at the shelf directly behind me, and told me to "Get a life. Or better pickup lines." I'll never live down the snickers from the other customers. FML
by fuck / 03/18/2015 at 1:40pm / Netherlands / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/18/2015 at 11:02am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by Feronia / 03/18/2015 at 9:16am / Netherlands (Zeeland) / Kids
by Anonymous / 03/18/2015 at 5:44am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Miscellaneous
Today, during an exam, the guy next to me tried to cheat by looking at my test but was caught by the proctor. His defense was that no one would ever cheat off me. The proctor agreed and allowed him to finish the test. FML
by Speechless / 03/18/2015 at 4:37am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't… Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with… Today, my ex-wife put my number on Craigslist as a gay fashion designer needing a one night stand.…