About BodyCountEndless : Why do I have so many visits?
BodyCountEndless's FML badges
A new Thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
It’s in the can
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
BodyCountEndless's favorite FMLs
Today, while discussing my grades with my mother, she told me that when she was my age she was dumb but hardworking, and my dad was lazy but very smart. She then added, "You managed to get the worst out of each of us." FML
by Daughter of the year / 03/10/2015 at 8:19pm / Brazil (Rio de Janeiro) / Miscellaneous
Today, I jokingly sent my girlfriend a link to an article about giving better head. She didn't think it was funny, and has since sent me numerous articles about the female orgasm, and I just got a link to the Wikipedia article about the clitoris. FML
by Anonymous / 03/10/2015 at 7:15pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by katgib13 / 03/10/2015 at 6:38pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/10/2015 at 3:11pm / Intimacy
Today, I got a new haircut. I was feeling pretty confident, until coworkers and family members kept making comments like, "I think you gained a little weight", "You look older" and "Do you still like guys?" Apparently, my new haircut changed my waist size and my sexual orientation. FML
by Lovemynewhaircut / 03/10/2015 at 2:47pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by LameChef / 03/10/2015 at 2:43pm / Poland / Kids
by writerflaw / 03/10/2015 at 1:36pm / United States (Alaska) / Miscellaneous
by parkoursam / 03/10/2015 at 12:45pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
by oh well / 03/10/2015 at 9:27am / United States / Miscellaneous
by schoolsucks / 03/10/2015 at 7:28am / United States (Colorado) / Work
by TooMuchAnxiety / 03/10/2015 at 4:03am / United States (Hawaii) / Love
by SkottLong / 03/10/2015 at 2:19am / United States (Utah) / Money
Today, I overcame my lack of social confidence and got a date for the first time in 10 or so years. After a while, my date admitted that she's a schizophrenic with dissociative identity disorder. I guess it's back to being single. FML
by CrazyInLove / 03/10/2015 at 2:02am / United States (Colorado) / Love
Today, my mom demanded that I go into the basement and fix the water heater. I told her that I had no idea how to fix it, so she threw my phone down the stairs, told me to Google it, and locked the basement door behind me. It's been two hours. FML
by MyMomIsInsane / 03/09/2015 at 8:28pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got to listen to my boss lecture me about professional dress and subtly insinuate that my being on the heavier side top-wise with all the men in the office could be a problem. I've worn turtle necks for the whole two months I've been working there. FML
by Anonymous / 03/09/2015 at 6:59pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work