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by Anonymous / 09/20/2014 at 11:28am / Sweden (Vastra Gotaland) / Miscellaneous
Today, a guy asked me out, and I felt butterflies in my stomach. I soon realized that it wasn't butterflies, but an unexpected bowel movement. I stood there awkwardly, looking him in the eyes, then farted hard. FML
by HappilyNeverAfter / 09/17/2014 at 11:14pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Peeves / 09/15/2014 at 6:05pm / United States / Kids
Today, I took my girlfriend of a year out on a date, a nice fancy dinner and a movie. After dinner, I said that I was feeling sick and just wanted to go home. I didn't have the heart to tell her that dinner was so expensive that I didn't have money for the movie. FML
by jgboy / 09/14/2014 at 11:32am / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, my roommate decided that because she has an oral report due, she's going to scream at the top of her lungs until she loses her voice to get out of it. It's been two hours and she refuses to stop. FML
by why me? / 09/06/2014 at 12:25am / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
by disappointedjamaican / 08/31/2014 at 2:44pm / United Kingdom (Coventry) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter. I had seen it before, so I sung along with some of the songs. My daughter put a finger over my lips, said "Shhhhhhhhut the fuck up," then turned back to the TV, giggling. FML
by JackieD / 08/25/2014 at 2:05pm / United States (Washington) / Kids
Today, I was playing Mario Kart with my wife. I threw a blue shell and it hit her. She then refused to speak to me for three hours straight until right before bedtime when she called me a bastard and told me to sleep on the couch. FML
by Anonymous / 08/25/2014 at 1:44am / United States (Ohio) / Geek
by Anonymous / 08/24/2014 at 12:14am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 08/21/2014 at 1:39pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by rabidfairy / 08/12/2014 at 10:04pm / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 07/25/2014 at 10:06pm / United States (Alabama) / Work
Today, me and my boyfriend decided to have some fun in my room before my parents got home. My phone started vibrating half-way through, and when I saw my mom's picture, I reflexively answered. It wasn't a phone call. It was a face time. Busted. FML
by Ob3nie / 07/14/2014 at 1:45pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by NosChersVoisins / 07/01/2014 at 12:55am / France (Aquitaine) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/29/2014 at 1:04am / United States / Miscellaneous
- Today, I put on some goggles on in the pool, only to go underwater and see an old man "discreetly"… Today, I decided to surprise my wife at her softball game. I saw her distinctive motorcycle jacket… Today, I found out that applying toothpaste to your penis to make it taste good for your girlfriend…