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BntyHntrSeattle

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BntyHntrSeattle

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3787
  • Number of comments : 529
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 84 posted

About BntyHntrSeattle : I play piano. That's me :)

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Today, I called my husband, who is currently stationed in Japan, to see how he was doing. According to his girlfriend, he's doing fine. FML

#19174580
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38899) - you deserved it (2255)

On 02/27/2012 at 12:42pm - love - by unknown - United States

Today, after suffering with bad constipation and having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just pooped out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, and I'm still going. I've passed the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML

#19174199
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34492) - you deserved it (5265)

On 02/27/2012 at 10:55am - health - by awhmaaan - United Kingdom

Today, I asked a good friend what she thought would make me more attractive to women. Her advice was, "Don't be yourself." FML

#19073869
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17663) - you deserved it (2790)

On 02/14/2012 at 1:05pm - misc - by random - United States

Today, while helping my father build a shelf, I suggested that we should probably use the instruction manual. He suggested I should probably shut the fuck up and do it his way. FML

#18738481
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26616) - you deserved it (13927)

On 01/07/2012 at 7:12pm - misc - by Jman6295 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, at the Black Friday Sale, a fully grown man hit my 5 year old daughter for an Xbox. In anger, I punched the guy and gave him a bloody nose. I'm now banned from Best Buy, and my daughter has a concussion. FML

#18344232
497 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46472) - you deserved it (5650)

On 11/25/2011 at 3:20am - misc - by nicoreal89 - United States (Texas)

Today, my daughter asked me how to spell "Orange". "O-R-A-N-G-E" I replied. Without missing a beat, she says "No, I mean the colour, not the fruit." She is 16. FML

#18234448
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40191) - you deserved it (7037)

On 11/13/2011 at 1:53am - kids - by weswithaute - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML

#17691004
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34819) - you deserved it (3340)

On 09/07/2011 at 7:53pm - misc - by me - United States (New Jersey)

Today, after using the bar of soap in the shower to wash my face, I looked down and noticed it was covered in my husband's pubes. FML

#17620959
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27870) - you deserved it (9901)

On 08/30/2011 at 12:48pm - intimacy - by Nasty (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I asked my two children why they smelled like pee after we had gotten lunch at McDonald's. They told me that they were playing in the puddles in the play-place. FML

#17557352
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32236) - you deserved it (4120)

On 08/23/2011 at 11:55am - kids - by Username - United States (Pennsylvania)



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