About BntyHntrSeattle : I play piano.
BntyHntrSeattle's FML badges
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
The Thumb returns
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
The Thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
BntyHntrSeattle's favorite FMLs
by UTRejected / 11/21/2014 at 8:51am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Unlucky / 11/14/2014 at 9:18pm / Australia (Queensland) / Health
Today, I get to add spaghetti sauce to my rather extensive list of things that don't belong in a person's eye but that end up in mine anyway. Other items include molten cheese, rock salt, orange juice, chips of nail polish, cotton fibers, and firework ash. FML
by gspotter / 11/14/2014 at 4:58pm / Canada (Quebec) / Health
Today, one of my debate opponents used the "Bill O'Reilly defense" against my arguments. This involved saying "You can't explain that" about easily explained stuff, and speaking louder and louder to drown out my voice. He ended up getting a better grade than mine. FML
by shreking_bawl / 11/14/2014 at 1:39pm / Norway / Miscellaneous
Today, I got demonic gastric distress while taking my final college exam. I only got about 50% of it done, left the classroom 50% faster, and experienced both 50% dread and 50% relief. Now I have to repeat 50% of the class. FML
by all shat out / 11/07/2014 at 1:53am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Work
by ThaBoss12 / 11/01/2014 at 6:22pm / United States (California) / Kids
by noxiffic / 10/31/2014 at 8:31am / Norway (Rogaland) / Animals
by thealaskanyoung / 10/29/2014 at 11:58pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
Today, I started my job selling perfume in a department store. I decided to be creative and sprayed a little perfume towards the first person who walked by. She had an allergic reaction, and an ambulance had to be called. FML
by Anonymous / 10/19/2014 at 10:24am / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Work
by Anonymous / 10/18/2014 at 2:33pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by BoobiePain / 10/15/2014 at 10:33pm / Canada (New Brunswick) / Health
by badplacerightnow / 10/13/2014 at 10:15am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, while waiting for a plane, a man in a wheelchair was struggling to get to baggage, so I helped him. I did so without realising that I passed through the "No Entry" gate. What did I forget? My phone, my ID, and my boarding pass. What do you need to get back to the plane? All of those. FML
by epiclollipop / 10/12/2014 at 8:52am / United States (North Carolina) / Transportation
by notautistic / 09/25/2014 at 9:15pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
Today, I have such severe ADD that I can't focus without my medication. When I take the medication, I can only focus on one thing, but not necessarily the thing I need to be focusing on. I have a chem test soon, and I've been vacuuming my room for the past 4 hours. FML
by Anonymous / 09/25/2014 at 3:32pm / United States (Texas) / Health
- Today, a friend offered to have sex with me, since I'm a 19 year old virgin who's only been kissed.… Today, my hormones are so screwed, I popped a boner at the sight of two grasshoppers mating and had… Today, my boyfriend's jaw was swollen due to him not taking care of a cracked tooth. He's convinced…