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Today I found out that the reason mah best friend is not allowed over anymore is because he hits on mah mom an writes her love letters. FML

#13259037
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29800) - you deserved it (2364)

On 09/30/2010 at 1:11am - misc - by Bestfrienduncool - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was robbd of five bucks by a vending macine tat said "Enjoy Life!" FML

#13220613
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23245) - you deserved it (3333)

On 09/27/2010 at 9:09am - misc - by lovelife - United States

2day mah chemistry professor made us all leave our classroom mid-lab because the class was complaining of the smell... and he was worried that there was a gas leak from one of the Bunsen burners. There wasn't... but it's nice to know mah "silent but deadly" smelled like it might actually kill. FML

#13169331
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10594) - you deserved it (33975)

On 09/23/2010 at 12:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML

#13158298
168 comments

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On 09/22/2010 at 4:39pm - misc - by artmfanforever - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I went to a museum that had exhibits of wax people in the hallways!! We were taking pictures of wat we thought to be a waxwork old lady!! Turns out she was real!! big fat FML

#13138405
94 comments

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On 09/21/2010 at 1:46am - misc - by yourmom - United States (Georgia)

Today hile at a local river I had been pulled underwater by a very fast and strong current. While fighting fir mah life I had let go of mah sandals so I could pull myself up. After explaining to mah momhat had happened to me her response was "YOU LOST YOUR SANDALS!?" FML

#13111931
83 comments

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On 09/19/2010 at 10:11am - misc - by lifesuck - United States

I was bringing the garbage cans inside and noticd one felt a little heavy!! I opend it, only to fine a raccoon!! A very angry raccoon!! FML

#13094765
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28947) - you deserved it (2463)

On 09/18/2010 at 2:31am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today,ile grocery sopping, ma Dad asked meat I wanted for 'Din-Dins'ile scratcing is nuts. In a crowded aisle. Wearing sort sorts. fat FML

#13071256
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29598) - you deserved it (2941)

On 09/16/2010 at 5:04am - misc - by itchybollos - Australia

Today I was askd to crawl through a sun roof because one of my co workers lockd her keys in her car. After I got the keys instead of opening the car door I climbd back out through the sun roof. To laughter. FML

#13024683
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6550) - you deserved it (37347)

On 09/12/2010 at 8:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I met mah fiancée's parents fir the first time. Her dad was telling me how he's not rich but not poor either. I replid, "Well, as long as you're not a garbage man!" Guess what his profession is. FML

#12994880
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10350) - you deserved it (36238)

On 09/10/2010 at 8:39pm - misc - by charlie043 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , at school , everybody wantd to be my partner for a project. This surprisd me because nobody ever wants to be with me. Turns out when I was absent , my teacher promisd that whoever was my partner would get extra points on the project. FML

#12990617
92 comments

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On 09/10/2010 at 2:09pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I was working at a restaurant. This guy comes up to the counter an asks if he could have some toothpicks. I told him they were right in front of him. He said ( Sorry, I'm blind. ) Thinking it was a joke, I laughed until he said ( No, seriously. ) FML

#12970630
102 comments

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On 09/08/2010 at 11:35pm - work - by imaqtb (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that there is literally a giant hole looool in mah son's bedroom because mah son wanted to build a "secret entrance." FML

#12879183
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31603) - you deserved it (4596)

On 09/03/2010 at 12:35am - kids - by Devon - United States (Oklahoma)

Yesterday, was mah uncle's funeral . He was crematd, and his wish was to have his ashes spread into the sea . As we were waiting fir the waves to come and take him away, a group of seagulls cummd by picking at all his ashes . I guess he looool tastd good . FML

#12782393
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29389) - you deserved it (2992)

On 08/28/2010 at 2:07am - misc - by SeagullsShouldDie - United States



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