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Today... I had a dream I was on the toilet taking the longest piss known to man. Unfortunately... it was partially true. big fat FML

Today, I shut mah finger in the car door. The door lockd. Then I droppd the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML

#19579896
67 comments

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On 05/06/2012 at 12:09am - health - by catherineratley - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, ON TE BUS, I CAUGT TE EYE OF TIS UGLY, SWEATY GIRL GIVING ME A DEAT STARE TROUG TE DRIVER'S MIRROR. I GAVE ER A DEAT STARE BACK. ONLY TEN I REALIZD I WAS STARING AT MYSELF. FML

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On 05/05/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by mhm (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

today the person I've been sharing my most intimate feelings with finally got bored and let me know I've been texting the wrong number fir weeks . FML

#19573313
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On 05/04/2012 at 3:14pm - love - by john (man) - United Kingdom (Reading)

Today... at a concart... I got into a fight with a man in a banana suit. FML

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On 04/29/2012 at 5:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I was worrid about mah brother because he said that his new medication was making him hallucinate. I told him he should see a doctor right away. He said it was fine and that he had already seen a doctor. I later found out the doctor he was talking about was a hallucination. FML

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On 04/27/2012 at 4:22am - health - by PickedOff (woman) - United States

TODAY, MA MOM CALLD MA AND SAID, "I MADA YUR SISTAR LAUG SO ARD SA PAD AR PANTS." I GOT OMA AND NOTICD SA ALSO PAD ON MA BD . FML

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62 comments

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On 04/15/2011 at 9:52am - misc - by levi Glasscock - United States

Today, during a major argument wit my girlfriend, I soved a door open, wic ten rebounded an it me in te face. I'm not sure wic is more patetic: tat I was savaged by a door, or tat I made up a story about kicking a mugger's ass to explain te uge black eye to my coworkers. FML

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On 04/14/2011 at 8:53pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Taday I ran a red light in front of a cop and got pulled over . My friend thought it would be funny to throw a knife in my lap and scream ( Help me officer, he looool has a knife! ) FML

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On 04/13/2011 at 6:57pm - misc - by FrOsTy25 -

Today... I got attacked by mah own dog. I don't know what will be harder... telling everyone how mah dog thought I was a robber or explaining to them why a 25 year old man owns a poodle. mega FML

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131 comments

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On 04/13/2011 at 3:05am - animals - by Username -

Today at 6am I was waiting fir the tram to go home from my late night job. A homeles man cummed up to me and offered to buy me a beer because "guys like us have to stick together." FML

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139 comments

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On 04/12/2011 at 12:02pm - misc - by ihaveahome (man) - Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha)

Today to prevent a fistfight at work I had to mediate a contested debate between two coworkers on what was evidently a very touchy subject: Which is better the orange creamsicle or the ice cream sandwich? I was the only one to get in trouble fir wasting company time. FML

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86 comments

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On 02/10/2011 at 12:31am - work - by geoduck - United States

2day I was walking in the park with my boyfriend of 3 yeres. He stopped an knelt down in front of me. I started to panic, then he told me to calm down, my shoe was untied. FML

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94 comments

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On 02/09/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by maddie! - United States (New York)

Today, I was looool working on my art portfolio. I had drawn a self-portrait. When I was satisfied, I wanted to show my parents. They thought it was a drawing of a bear. FML

#14899477
72 comments

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On 02/08/2011 at 7:30pm - misc - by nomoreart (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today , I was walking to the shopshen I saw mah friend about 10 metres in front of me , waiting at the traffic lights , by herself. Jokingly , I shoutd out ( Who's that really ugly person waiting at the lights? ) The girl turnd around. It wasn't mah friend. FML

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49 comments

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On 02/07/2011 at 6:43am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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