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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 August 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 611
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML

#17156963
340 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38003) - you deserved it (3354)

On 07/18/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was riding my bike and swerved to avoid hitting a lizard. I ended up sliding into a bush and skinning myself, only to find my tires had still managed to cut the lizard to pieces. FML

#17151333
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25440) - you deserved it (8010)

On 07/17/2011 at 4:44pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, after applying sunscreen to myself every two hours, I still got sunburned. Through my clothes. FML

#17150895
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28064) - you deserved it (4150)

On 07/17/2011 at 3:59pm - health - by Username - United States

Today, in front of family and friends, as I got down on one knee, my girlfriend fainted. Her father, a lawyer, rushed over and said, "Anything she says for the next 72 hours is not legally binding" and whisked her away. FML

#17147393
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38463) - you deserved it (2722)

On 07/17/2011 at 8:34am - love - by bigjohn106 - United States (Maryland)

Today, I surprised my four year old daughter with a stuffed dinosaur. She named it 'Horny.' FML

#17145702
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34563) - you deserved it (7585)

On 07/17/2011 at 3:14am - kids - by douglas - United States (Washington)

Today, after not receiving my paycheck for over a month, I confronted my boss about it. His response? "You still work here?" FML

#17023007
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34493) - you deserved it (3433)

On 07/08/2011 at 1:10am - work - by outofajob - United States

Today, while making love, he farted. And blamed it on his dog, who wasn't even in the room. The smell alone could have killed me. FML

#16905122
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36435) - you deserved it (5675)

On 06/29/2011 at 1:13am - intimacy - by crazy_bitch122 - United States (California)

Today, my Dad sat me down and told me that I was adopted. I was unbelievably shocked by this revelation and asked him why he'd never told me this before. His response was, "I didn't know!" FML

#16895867
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39767) - you deserved it (2683)

On 06/28/2011 at 10:30am - misc - by adopteddd (woman) - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today, I got asked out for the first time in my life. During a prank call. By a complete stranger. FML

#16891673
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30755) - you deserved it (3871)

On 06/28/2011 at 1:35am - misc - by veebenjoo - United States (New Mexico)

Today, as I passed my fiancé the pancakes I had just made, he vocalised his happiness with a groan that was EXACTLY like the one he makes when we have sex. So on a sexiness rating, I'm a pancake. FML

#16830910
353 comments

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On 06/24/2011 at 6:45am - intimacy - by Eve (woman) - Ireland (Cork)

Today, it was my first day at my new job. My new boss asked me if I was single. After telling him I have been happily married for 6 years, he fired me on the spot. FML

#16793164
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48635) - you deserved it (3414)

On 06/22/2011 at 1:35am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

#16727847
256 comments

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On 06/18/2011 at 11:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML

#16725425
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39956) - you deserved it (4457)

On 06/18/2011 at 4:51am - love - by screwed - United States

Today, I got in my sister's car outside the movie theater and started talking about the movie. When I realized she wasn't saying anything, I looked up to see my ex-boyfriend sitting in the drivers seat. I got in the wrong car. FML

#16722339
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28106) - you deserved it (14340)

On 06/18/2011 at 12:45am - misc - by sucks4me - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was so lonely that I left the TV on for company. The power went out. FML

#16703707
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31331) - you deserved it (5182)

On 06/16/2011 at 11:25pm - misc - by Lonely (woman) - United States (Arkansas)



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