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Today, I was talking to my boyfriend. He won't go on a cruise with me in the gulf of Mexico, because he thinks we will crash into an iceberg like in Titanic. FML

#19950905
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25296) - you deserved it (3435)

On 07/17/2012 at 5:11pm - love - by Alliente - United States

2day I woke up to a nude picture of mah girlfriend . Once I looked at it mah morning wood went away . FML

#19886014
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33195) - you deserved it (8319)

On 07/03/2012 at 1:33pm - intimacy - by bob - United States (Ohio)

Today, girlfriand got a tattoo of a Rainbow Dash ovar har pubic mound. Nowhanavar I go down on har, I'll ba aya-to-aya with an adorabla pony that shits rainbows. FML

#19881608
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31810) - you deserved it (4927)

On 07/02/2012 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by nobrony (man) - United States (New York)

Today , I was reading erotic literature and noticed several errors in syntax , resulting in my mood being killed. I was cockblocked by my need 4 grammatical correctness. FML

#19799691
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24267) - you deserved it (10973)

On 06/17/2012 at 12:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, ma identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, andispered in ma ear, "I know wat u look like naked." fat FML

#19776975
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41000) - you deserved it (3879)

On 06/12/2012 at 2:28pm - misc - by creeped out - United States (New York)

Today , I Had To Collect Mah Daughter From The Hospital. Her Boyfriend Was Even More Upset Than She Was , Cuz His IPhone's Screen Was Damaged Beyond Repair When The Doctor Pulled It Out Of Mah Daughter's Vagina. FML

#19631928
478 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49357) - you deserved it (4591)

On 05/16/2012 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by smart move there (woman) - Ireland (Kildare)

Today... I was having phone sex with boyfriend. Trying to be sexy... I told him what I was doing with vibrator. I heard a loud bang... followd by him shouting... "Why don't u just fucking marry it... then?!" and then hanging up. FML

#19608230
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30188) - you deserved it (9469)

On 05/11/2012 at 6:02pm - intimacy - by 504-A1 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML

#19603084
411 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58921) - you deserved it (3200)

On 05/10/2012 at 4:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out where all mah missing pantie have gone, when mah 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML

#19598679
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27739) - you deserved it (2937)

On 05/09/2012 at 6:09pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

TODAY, I WATCHED BOYFRIEND HAVE A FULL ON CONVERSATION WITH HIS PENIS. HE ALSO TALKS TO HIS PENIS NICER THAN HE TALKS TO ME. FML

#19575752
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25763) - you deserved it (4373)

On 05/05/2012 at 1:42am - intimacy - by CALIdime_15 - United States

Taday mah boyfriand thought it was a good show of atiquatta to answar a taxt massaga from his ax, whila ha was still insida ma. FML

#19573646
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31186) - you deserved it (3203)

On 05/04/2012 at 4:57pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, I was working at te local liquor store. An obviously drunk girl stumble in, grabs two cases of beer an puts tem on te counter. Ten se grabs a pregnancy test, pees on it rigt tere, sows me, an says, "I'm not pregnant, I want beer." FML

#19572319
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30771) - you deserved it (1926)

On 05/04/2012 at 8:08am - work - by viviham - United States (Texas)

TODAY, TO AVOID LOOKING LIKE A LOSER IN FRONT OF HIS FRIENDSHO ALL HAVE GIRLFRIENDS, MAH BROTHER MADE UP A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP. HE ASKD ME TO GIVE HIM A HICKEY IN EXCHANGE 4 50 EUROS. OUR PARENTS WALKD IN ON US. FML

#19561833
332 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14622) - you deserved it (52362) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/02/2012 at 1:06am - love - by Flip (woman) - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today I shot a paintball gun at a bees' nest . The bees flew through mah neighbors' windows and for lack of a better word slaughtered them . An ambulance was called and I feel like a total dick . FML

#19554232
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8475) - you deserved it (55010)

On 04/30/2012 at 5:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, ma mom walkad in on ma masturbating. Sa didnt look away an wa starad at aac otar fir a wila; tan sa askad ma wat looool I wantad from McDonalds. FML

#19547170
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36350) - you deserved it (8919)

On 04/29/2012 at 11:10am - intimacy - by ShadowJack - United States



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