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Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML
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On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)
Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML
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On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)
Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML
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On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML
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On 07/08/2011 at 1:19am - love - by Nick (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my son called me from medical school, asking for a new phone. Why? Because he dropped it in the toilet. How? Trying to videotape his anus while taking a dump. I pay $80,000 a year just to hear he took a dump on his phone. FML
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On 07/03/2011 at 9:50pm - intimacy - by WasteOMoney - United States (Texas)
Today, my parents found my stash of alcohol. They drank it all within a single evening. FML
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On 06/30/2011 at 11:38am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML
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On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, my five year old daughter came up to me and told me she wanted to be a nun. When I asked why, she replied, "So I won't get my heart broken by a boy." FML
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On 06/11/2011 at 7:12am - kids - by julia - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, after searching for a job for over a year now, I finally got an interview. The pressure made me so nervous that I passed out in the middle of it. FML
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On 05/19/2011 at 1:58am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my 5 week old puppy decided to sleep between my head and the headboard of my bed. I sneezed and my puppy got so scared it caused him to pee on me. FML
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On 04/18/2011 at 12:10pm - misc - by Wendie - United States (California)
Today, I was fired from my job. Apparently getting shot is no valid reason to stay home. FML
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On 04/18/2011 at 11:09am - work - by davka -
Today, my husband and I were diagnosed with herpes. We've been together for five years and were both virgins before. Even the doctor couldn't give any other explanation. FML
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On 04/17/2011 at 10:29am - health - by bumpyroad - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, when I picked up my repeat subscription of anti-anxiety medication, they had changed the packaging to be more 'child safe'. Now it's so hard to get the pills out that I had an anxiety attack trying to take one. FML
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On 04/09/2011 at 8:53am - health - by VoiceMail (man) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, while at the beach, my little sister thought it would be cute to feed a small seagull some of her food. Minutes later a flock of seagulls swarmed and attacked me and my sandwich. FML
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On 04/07/2011 at 7:28pm - misc - by ihateseagulls (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I got fired from my job. I caught a customer taking pictures up my skirt, and my boss fired me for calling the police and "making a big deal out of it". FML
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On 04/06/2011 at 7:57pm - work - by PsychoSarah (woman) - United States (Illinois)
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