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Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML
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On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)
Today, I bought a UV light so I could detect cat pee, since I was sure my cat was relieving herself on the carpet. I decided to try it out in the living room first. Nearly half the room lit up like a Christmas tree. FML
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On 09/25/2011 at 12:15pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I found out that the double spacing format in an essay refers to the space between each line, not the words. I've been pressing the space bar twice between each word all through high school and halfway through college. FML
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On 09/24/2011 at 2:47pm - misc - by essay2 - United States (California)
Today, my girlfriend said I looked like ET and made me pose next to a full scale model of him while she took a picture. She's showing her friends the picture and they agree. FML
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On 09/21/2011 at 12:42pm - love - by srloin (man) - United States
Today, my boyfriend cheated on me. But he justified it by saying she was a ginger. FML
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On 09/13/2011 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I learned that I have the balls to base jump and skydive, but I still can't ask out the hot girl working at the pub. FML
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On 08/30/2011 at 10:12am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I realized the closest thing I have to a love life is organizing my porn folder by category. FML
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On 08/30/2011 at 1:20am - intimacy - by WithoutLove (man) - United States
Today, I decided to prank my boyfriend by putting a pair of panties in his coat pocket. I stormed in and confronted him with the "evidence". I guess the prank worked; he broke down and confessed to cheating on me. FML
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Today, no matter how much I begged, my friend who'd locked himself away with my iPhone wouldn't stop taking pics of his penis and forwarding them to my boss. FML
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On 08/11/2011 at 8:56am - intimacy - by bob - United States (Texas)
Today, I went on a date with a seemingly nice guy I met online. He was drunk when I got there. Within the first 10 minutes, he had told me I was "like Hitler but with boobs", and I was "offensive to the ninja community." Then he said I just wasn't all he had hoped for and left. FML
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On 07/25/2011 at 3:24pm - misc - by ninja_blasphemer (woman) - Ireland (Wexford)
Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML
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On 07/23/2011 at 8:09pm - misc - by assante2010 - United States (Maine)
Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML
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On 07/20/2011 at 12:40am - intimacy - by knolan - United States
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to meet the girl he has been cheating on me with. He thinks it makes the cheating more understandable if I see how 'hot' she is. FML
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On 07/18/2011 at 4:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to meet the girl he has been cheating on me with. He thinks it makes the cheating more understandable if I see how 'hot' she is. FML
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On 07/18/2011 at 4:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)
Today, my new neighbor informed me with great relish that the house I have just bought is haunted because 30 years ago a man shot himself in the kitchen. I'm now paying a huge mortgage on a house I'm frightened to be alone in. FML
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On 07/14/2011 at 4:59am - misc - by Boo (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
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