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Today, my mom let me stay home from school, because I was sick. We both agreed not to tell my dad, since he's adamant that I never miss even one day of school. A few hours after my mom left for work, he came back home, with another woman. FML
by Anonymous / 10/18/2013 at 12:26pm / Norway (Hordaland) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend dumped me for knowing more about Batman than he does. He's only seen some of the movies, and as a kid my dad owned a comic book store. He still doesn't see why I should know more, because I'm a girl, and "girls aren't supposed to know about super heroes." FML
by Anonymous / 10/15/2013 at 5:48pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
by UHM / 10/06/2013 at 5:54pm / United States / Love
by Ggirl / 10/01/2013 at 3:41pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Christian / 09/28/2013 at 11:21am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 09/20/2013 at 7:44pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
by ugh Buck! / 09/11/2013 at 12:57pm / United States / Animals
Today, even after loving him unconditionally, my originally 340 pound morbidly obese husband, who within the past two years lost almost 200 pounds, left me because now, he "can do so much better". FML
by heartbroken / 09/09/2013 at 3:19am / United States (California) / Love
by whatjusthappened / 09/05/2013 at 8:46pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by single again / 09/05/2013 at 8:29pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, I went to the mall with my girlfriend to buy some new clothes, and I turned around to give her a quick kiss. My lips were half-way to "her" face when I saw instead the face of another lady. She slapped me. My girlfriend was standing next to me, very pissed off. FML
by Tyler / 08/25/2013 at 12:30am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 08/23/2013 at 7:30pm / United States / Intimacy
by violated ._. / 08/22/2013 at 6:45pm / United States / Animals
by Katthebamf / 08/18/2013 at 7:33pm / United Kingdom (York) / Work
Today, my cousin texted me, asking how the chicken pizza had settled in my stomach. We got drunk last night and had pizza. I thought it was cheese; it was chicken. I've been vegetarian for 7 years. FML
by Aly / 08/15/2013 at 3:10am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous