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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I would be ecstatic if he hadn't stuck the ring on his balls and asked for a blow-job. He even confessed that the original plan was to stick it on his penis but it was too small. FML
by Angel1000168 / 03/27/2011 at 4:37am / Australia / Intimacy
Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML
by vlcardenx3 / 03/12/2011 at 4:11pm / United States (West Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by blahhlovely_30 / 03/09/2011 at 3:03pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
by Shoofly / 03/04/2011 at 5:54pm / United States / Transportation
by Anonymous / 02/19/2011 at 4:29pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
Today, I woke up and stepped out of bed right into a pile of dog crap. Acting quickly, I jumped on to my other foot, which would have been a great idea, except for this morning there were two piles. FML
by 123roomielover / 01/26/2011 at 12:40pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was shopping at Walmart, when a large lady and her friend blocked the aisle I was trying to go down. After saying, "Excuse me," twice and being ignored, I pushed my way through. After getting past, I looked back and noticed she was glaring at me while signing to her friend. FML
by Anonymous / 01/20/2011 at 2:34pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 4:53am / France / Intimacy
by Gabriel A / 01/14/2011 at 11:05pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
Today, I found out that my wife was having sex with my friend. It turned out that my genius cat realized it wasn't me there and attacked his balls, severely cutting them. I now have to kill my cat and pay for his medical bills to sew his balls back. FML
by Anonymous / 01/08/2011 at 8:11pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/30/2010 at 2:23pm / United Kingdom (York) / Intimacy
by morenita27 / 12/20/2010 at 8:52pm / Canada / Work
by Wisconsin love / 12/13/2010 at 12:35pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/12/2010 at 4:55pm / United States (Kentucky) / Kids
- Today, I discovered the reason my favorite stick of deodorant hasn't smelled right for the past two… Today, my dad was helping me move my stuff out. I'd asked my boyfriend to deal with my sex toys and… Today, I woke up and felt that my arm was sore. I got so drunk last night, I got an unprofessional…