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Blueocean7's favorite FMLs

Today, I was making out with this guy, and I ask him if he wants to take my bra off. He has some trouble getting it off and says, "This is strange, I do it for my sister all the time." FML

#14129951
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48369) - you deserved it (5623)

On 12/08/2010 at 9:34am - intimacy - by fme (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got a call from my grandmother. Turns out my father found out about my elopement with my husband through my stepmother, because someone she works with told her. We were planning on it being a surprise, and telling people on Christmas. My father won't even talk to me now. FML

#14044640
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10199) - you deserved it (26255)

On 12/01/2010 at 3:08am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I woke up to the face of Billy, the puppet from Saw, staring down at me. I was so scared, I wet myself instantly. It was my cousin in a mask, who is staying over for Thanksgiving weekend. FML

#13978188
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25801) - you deserved it (5635)

On 11/25/2010 at 7:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I noticed a picture in an elderly patients room, of a pretty girl in a bikini. Trying to be funny and lighten the mood, I said, "Looks like you have some good eye candy to help you recover faster." With a stern look he replied, "That's my granddaughter." FML

#13927206
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8771) - you deserved it (32591)

On 11/21/2010 at 5:36pm - work - by BlackRavenWings - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML

#13850566
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75688) - you deserved it (4246)

On 11/15/2010 at 6:33am - misc - by xkal174 - United States (New York)

Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML

#13850566
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75688) - you deserved it (4246)

On 11/15/2010 at 6:33am - misc - by xkal174 - United States (New York)

Today, the girl that I have been trying to get with for over a year told me she was drunk and just gave her first blowjob to some guy. FML

#13822299
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27193) - you deserved it (4026)

On 11/13/2010 at 12:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, 'I wish you liked anal.' FML

#13814299
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21041) - you deserved it (38912)

On 11/12/2010 at 11:31am - intimacy - by lisacasabonita (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I realized the nicest thing my fiancé has said to me all month was that I have "very suckable titties." FML

#13806483
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27349) - you deserved it (5493)

On 11/11/2010 at 8:48pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my cat learned how to flush the toilet while I was in the shower. His transformation from cute kitten to pure evil entity is now complete. FML

#13762266
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31430) - you deserved it (5311)

On 11/08/2010 at 5:55am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, I jokingly asked my husband if he had ever cheated on me. In the most sincere and honest tone, he said "if I ever have or ever will, there's no way you would ever find out. I love you too much to lose you", and gave me a hug. FML

#13697546
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37143) - you deserved it (7932)

On 11/03/2010 at 2:40am - intimacy - by spockswifey - United States

Today, our class was focusing on discrimination, and our teacher asked us if anyone had ever felt discriminated against. I put my hand up to share a story, and my teacher immediately said "It's because you're ginger, isn't it?" That's not what I was going to say. FML

#13688243
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41083) - you deserved it (7203)

On 11/02/2010 at 1:43pm - misc - by gingerninja (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I discovered that the upside of losing weight is that men have started hitting on me. The downside? They're all twice my age. FML

#13684302
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25574) - you deserved it (3982)

On 11/02/2010 at 2:50am - love - by stillyoung (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my gynecologist was having trouble with my exam due to me being "too tight." I'm 24. After the explanation of having been pretty inactive in over a year, she exclaimed, "Damn, girl, we really need to find you a boyfriend!" Yeah, tell me about it. FML

#13645148
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34815) - you deserved it (4407)

On 10/30/2010 at 1:03am - intimacy - by miss cranky pants - United States (California)

Today, I had a serious conversation with my dad about my brother and I. It started with, "I love you", and ended with, "You and your brother were mistakes." FML

#13634494
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26213) - you deserved it (2499)

On 10/29/2010 at 1:22am - misc - by yeaokay - United States (California)



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