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Blueocean7
  • Town/Country : Washington DC, USA
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Today, I was the only one in an elevator when an attractive girl came in, talking on her phone. She told her friend, "I have to go, there's a cute guy on this elevator." Before I could even react, she turned to me and said, "Sorry for lying, I really wanted to get off the phone with her." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (182292) - you deserved it (8544)

On 03/10/2009 at 9:10pm - misc - by TuralSucks (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, as a bartender was carding my friends, I excitedly asked if he was going to card me. The guy gave me a blank stare before finally replying, "Look, lady, I don't have time to stroke some middle-aged woman's ego." I asked because it was my birthday. I just turned twenty-one. FML

#262388
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71596) - you deserved it (5043)

On 03/10/2009 at 5:31pm - misc - by rebecca (woman) - Austria (Wien)

Today, as I was bagging groceries, I looked down to see a 6-year-old urinating on my shoes and the floor next to me. I told his mother that he should take her kid to the restroom, only to be told to "mind my own goddamn business." I was later fired for arguing with the customer. FML

#256127
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (115701) - you deserved it (4219)

On 03/09/2009 at 10:00pm - work - by unemployed (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML

#69472
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (91026) - you deserved it (7448)

On 02/18/2009 at 4:14pm - intimacy - by notsohappy (woman) - United States (Kentucky)



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