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by Nick / 07/08/2011 at 1:19am / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, my son called me from medical school, asking for a new phone. Why? Because he dropped it in the toilet. How? Trying to videotape his anus while taking a dump. I pay $80,000 a year just to hear he took a dump on his phone. FML
by WasteOMoney / 07/03/2011 at 9:50pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/30/2011 at 11:38am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
by julia / 06/11/2011 at 7:12am / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by Anonymous / 05/19/2011 at 1:58am / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
by Wendie / 04/18/2011 at 12:10pm / United States (California) / Animals
by bumpyroad / 04/17/2011 at 10:29am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
Today, when I picked up my repeat subscription of anti-anxiety medication, they had changed the packaging to be more 'child safe'. Now it's so hard to get the pills out that I had an anxiety attack trying to take one. FML
by VoiceMail / 04/09/2011 at 8:53am / Australia (Queensland) / Health
by ihateseagulls / 04/07/2011 at 7:28pm / United States (Michigan) / Animals
by PsychoSarah / 04/06/2011 at 7:57pm / United States (Illinois) / Work
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to work. I received an abusive phone call from my boss saying he shouldn't have to cover my lazy ass. I was driving to cover his shift because he was too drunk to show up to work. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My boyfriend and I have been dying to have kids together. This would be an exciting moment if he wasn't deploying in June and will miss everything except the morning sickness. FML
by AFGirlfriend / 03/28/2011 at 3:10pm / United States (Maryland) / Love
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I would be ecstatic if he hadn't stuck the ring on his balls and asked for a blow-job. He even confessed that the original plan was to stick it on his penis but it was too small. FML
by Angel1000168 / 03/27/2011 at 4:37am / Australia / Intimacy