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Blueocean7's favorite FMLs

Today, I was attending my bachelor party. I watched a very attractive young girl dancing on a pole, giving me a seductive look. As she walked up to me, I realized it was my soon-to-be wife's younger sister. FML

#18170655
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32692) - you deserved it (17435)

On 11/06/2011 at 1:15am - misc - by wellthisisawkward80 - United States

Today, I had to cancel my birthday party because of snow. It's October. FML

#18104426
344 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30939) - you deserved it (4886)

On 10/29/2011 at 3:46pm - misc - by bethanygirl - United States

Today, my eleven year old sister came in, and bitched to me and my boyfriend about how she was going to tell my mom about the used condom she found. My boyfriend punched her in the face. FML

#18022495
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56753) - you deserved it (17940)

On 10/19/2011 at 10:37am - intimacy - by lolilovemyboyfriend (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, for our 3rd anniversary, I gave my boyfriend a watch, courtesy of Rolex. He gave me herpes, courtesy of his other girlfriend. FML

#18014393
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54525) - you deserved it (4926)

On 10/18/2011 at 10:16am - health - by stdpositivenow (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, while at work being a waitress, this lady came in and requested to sit in the section I was waitressing. She held up a $100 bill and told me that if I was attentive to her needs, she would leave me a $100 tip. Excited, I waited on her hand and foot. She dined and dashed. FML

Today, a man punched me for sleeping with his wife. Bewildered, I insisted I would never sleep with a married woman, to which he retorted "She wasn't my wife when it HAPPENED, dumbass!" I was assaulted for sleeping with my own girlfriend three years ago. FML

#17848518
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50994) - you deserved it (3902)

On 09/27/2011 at 3:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22591) - you deserved it (47123)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, I bought a UV light so I could detect cat pee, since I was sure my cat was relieving herself on the carpet. I decided to try it out in the living room first. Nearly half the room lit up like a Christmas tree. FML

#17829441
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34242) - you deserved it (4988)

On 09/25/2011 at 12:15pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out that the double spacing format in an essay refers to the space between each line, not the words. I've been pressing the space bar twice between each word all through high school and halfway through college. FML

#17821676
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14449) - you deserved it (80864)

On 09/24/2011 at 2:47pm - misc - by essay2 - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend said I looked like ET and made me pose next to a full scale model of him while she took a picture. She's showing her friends the picture and they agree. FML

#17795407
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28678) - you deserved it (3312)

On 09/21/2011 at 12:42pm - love - by srloin (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend cheated on me. But he justified it by saying she was a ginger. FML

#17738914
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34890) - you deserved it (4329)

On 09/13/2011 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I learned that I have the balls to base jump and skydive, but I still can't ask out the hot girl working at the pub. FML

#17620224
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26039) - you deserved it (8265)

On 08/30/2011 at 10:12am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I realized the closest thing I have to a love life is organizing my porn folder by category. FML

#17618254
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15843) - you deserved it (31595)

On 08/30/2011 at 1:20am - intimacy - by WithoutLove (man) - United States

Today, I decided to prank my boyfriend by putting a pair of panties in his coat pocket. I stormed in and confronted him with the "evidence". I guess the prank worked; he broke down and confessed to cheating on me. FML

#17452928
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33815) - you deserved it (42741) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/12/2011 at 7:15pm - love - by Anonymous - France

Today, no matter how much I begged, my friend who'd locked himself away with my iPhone wouldn't stop taking pics of his penis and forwarding them to my boss. FML

#17438897
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50881) - you deserved it (5269)

On 08/11/2011 at 8:56am - intimacy - by bob - United States (Texas)



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