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Today, I found a video of my girlfriend having sex with her male best friend on her computer. When I confronted her about it she said it was from before we met. In the video, she was wearing the engagement ring I bought her. FML
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On 09/27/2010 at 11:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I found a video of my girlfriend having sex with her male best friend on her computer. When I confronted her about it she said it was from before we met. In the video, she was wearing the engagement ring I bought her. FML
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On 09/27/2010 at 11:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my grad student husband was unusually frisky in the middle of the day. I took the opportunity and we had an enjoyable afternoon romp. Afterward, I asked him what had gotten him in such a good mood. He replied, "I'd do just about anything to get out of doing my homework." FML
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On 09/26/2010 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by amorousintx - United States
Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman asked me what came on a bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit. Trying not to laugh, I respond, "Bacon, egg, and cheese." She then realizes the stupidity of her question, and launches three dollars worth of quarters at my face and says, "Laugh at that, jerk." FML
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On 09/26/2010 at 7:14pm - work - by lyssuhhhh (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I realized the guy I like is not deaf. This would normally be good news. However, for the past two weeks I assumed he was deaf after seeing him use sign language. I've been openly talking about him within earshot. FML
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On 09/14/2010 at 4:00pm - love - by Jackie - United States (California)
Today, the elevator broke in my dorm and won't be fixed for several days. I live on the 26th floor. FML
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On 09/02/2010 at 1:39pm - misc - by flimflam (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I found out that whenever my best friend used to say she wanted to do my dad, she wasn't kidding. She accomplished her mission in my bed after school. FML
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On 09/01/2010 at 7:10am - intimacy - by fmlskank93 - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I found out that whenever my best friend used to say she wanted to do my dad, she wasn't kidding. She accomplished her mission in my bed after school. FML
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On 09/01/2010 at 7:10am - intimacy - by fmlskank93 - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I took pictures of myself and my girlfriend doing naughty things together on my camera. My mom later asked me if she could borrow the camera for the weekend. Without thinking, I gave her the camera. FML
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On 08/31/2010 at 9:13am - intimacy - by weezel (man) - South Africa (Western Cape)
Today, I asked my mother why she had me in the first place, as we never get along. She replied because my father wanted me. So, I called my father to ask him the same question, he said he only wanted to have me to keep my mother around, and that didn't work, so I was a waste. FML
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On 08/12/2010 at 12:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my boyfriend and I ordered pizza and watched a movie. After dinner we started to make out. I began to take my clothes off when he stopped me. He said that sex is exercise and you can't exercise for 30 minutes after eating. FML
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On 08/11/2010 at 9:54pm - intimacy - by oumalina (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for for his birthday in a couple of days. He replied "to be single" and walked out of the room. FML
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On 08/11/2010 at 6:40am - love - by gutsforme (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML
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On 07/29/2010 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by Sunshine.0.ninja - United States (Ohio)
Today, a friend of mine came to my house with tears in her eyes. I thought she was finally single so I could ask her out. Actually, her mother found out she was dating a girl, so she wants me to be her fake boyfriend as a cover-up. At least we're "dating" now. FML
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On 07/29/2010 at 2:24pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my husband left for a two-week trip. Last night he gave the dog a treat of steak fat and gristle. My treat? I am on bed rest with my pregnancy and helpless to stop the rancid dog farts that are silent and smell like a burning septic tank exploded. FML
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On 07/23/2010 at 9:18am - animals - by areyouserious (woman) - United States (Texas)
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