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Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. She didnt look away and we stared at each other for a while; then she asked me what I wanted from McDonalds. FML

#19547170
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39320) - you deserved it (9386)

On 04/29/2012 at 11:10am - intimacy - by ShadowJack - United States

Today, I had to explain to a customer how our hotel charged his card even though he has never stayed with us. Apparently his wife is a regular customer. I can't help but feel like a home-wrecker. FML

#19541511
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35536) - you deserved it (2175)

On 04/28/2012 at 9:57am - misc - by Steve - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I came home earlier than usual, only to find my wife having sex with some guy on our bed. Her reaction to being confronted was to look me dead in the eyes and to scream and scream until I got so freaked out that I left. It's her house, and I'm sitting in a library with no idea what to do. FML

#19539358
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49072) - you deserved it (3830)

On 04/27/2012 at 9:04pm - intimacy - by yosenfal (man) - United Kingdom (Plymouth)

Today, I had to put one of my preschool students in timeout for masturbating during nap time. FML

#19486028
327 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42165) - you deserved it (3920)

On 04/17/2012 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by lindsaykay - United States

Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML

#19357429
428 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32424) - you deserved it (25202)

On 03/27/2012 at 1:51pm - kids - by azmom - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

#19343662
370 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43978) - you deserved it (13427)

On 03/25/2012 at 8:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her huge, ex-Marine father took me out back, saying he wanted to show me something. That something was a machete. He savagely buried it in a tree stump and said, "Son, if you break my daughter's heart, that'll be your dick." FML

#19279132
242 comments

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On 03/14/2012 at 9:06pm - intimacy - by PUA - United States (Georgia)

Today, my dad insisted on having a family movie night. He chose the movies Jaws and Mayday. I'm going on a diving expedition tomorrow. FML

#19271191
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24232) - you deserved it (2750)

On 03/13/2012 at 1:59pm - misc - by Samantha - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML

#19239456
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16381) - you deserved it (54397)

On 03/08/2012 at 2:03pm - intimacy - by Fraser - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I caught myself yelling at the girl in the porn I was watching for looking at the camera every other second. FML

#19187545
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10775) - you deserved it (35607)

On 02/29/2012 at 5:36am - intimacy - by areyouserious - United States

Today, I was having sex with my husband. We thought the house was empty so we didn't mind being loud. Apparently, my grandma thought it would be fun to give us a surprise visit. All I found was a note on the counter from her and the spare key saying "Next time, I'll call." FML

#19169657
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33695) - you deserved it (4375)

On 02/26/2012 at 7:02pm - intimacy - by . - United States (California)

Today, I found the list my wife made of the things she was going to give up for Lent. The first one was "Sex with other men". FML

#19159712
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43553) - you deserved it (3345)

On 02/25/2012 at 9:35am - intimacy - by fmylifebigtime - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend of six months that giving another guy a blow job IS cheating. FML

#19105085
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50277) - you deserved it (4283)

On 02/18/2012 at 1:34am - intimacy - by hatinthelife - United States (Utah)

Today, in the midst of having sex, my boyfriend decided that, as a joke, he would pretend to be a zombie whilst going down on me. Sadly, the thought turned me so much that I came. This was the first orgasm he's ever given me in over a year of dating. FML

#19064063
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36322) - you deserved it (6737)

On 02/13/2012 at 8:37am - intimacy - by lotrgeek (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that Google+ has been automatically uploading my cell phone pictures as I take them. My friends have now seen pictures of me, my penis, and other things too horrifying to talk about. FML

#18945896
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16866) - you deserved it (44727)

On 01/29/2012 at 7:26pm - misc - by brannie - United States



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