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Bluekaren16

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Bluekaren16

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  • Number of visits : 1927
  • Number of comments : 244
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Bluekaren16 : I have phases where I come back to this site. Hopefully it hasn't changed much.

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Bluekaren16's favorite FMLs

Today, my mom threw my tampons in the garbage and said that from now on, I'll be buying pads instead. Turns out she read a scare story going around by email that all the local teens are soaking their tampons in alcohol and inserting them anally to secretly get drunk. FML

#20018901
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31994) - you deserved it (2020)

On 08/13/2012 at 3:25pm - misc - by jannister (woman) - Germany (Thuringen)

Today, I looked over at the car parked next to me and noticed a very large woman plucking her mustache. She locked eyes with me and kept plucking. After that, every time I looked over, she was still staring. Staring and plucking. Now when I close my eyes, I can still see her. FML

#20012686
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25901) - you deserved it (3271)

On 08/10/2012 at 12:40am - misc - by banana2894 - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML

#19877341
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37204) - you deserved it (5223)

On 07/01/2012 at 7:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

#361047
1303 comments

I agree, your life sucks (712741) - you deserved it (478518)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

#217348
437 comments

I agree, your life sucks (519244) - you deserved it (51214)

On 03/05/2009 at 2:44pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)



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