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BlueHairedChick

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 743
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About BlueHairedChick : My hobby is dying hair and I love the rain.
My favorite bands are Paramore, Shinedown, Three Days Grace, Chevelle, and Flyleaf (just to name a few). I like a lot genres but alternative rock and anything with a Motown sound are my favorites.
I love spending time with my friends and/or boyfriend.
One of my future aspirations is to own a '65 Mustang, I think they're beautiful.

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Liked!<b>dakatabg</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 7:33pm

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BlueHairedChick's favorite FMLs

Today, my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permitted to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Direction because so many girls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring. FML

#21381783
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24148) - you deserved it (1870)

On 03/26/2015 at 9:20am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML

#21378092
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26953) - you deserved it (3162)

On 03/19/2015 at 11:22pm - love - by TooShortToCleanThat - United States

Today, I found out how much those tiny dogs cost when my German Shepherd ate one. FML

#21377263
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31082) - you deserved it (9505)

On 03/18/2015 at 6:23pm - animals - by brokeforever (man) - Latvia (Riga)

Today, I went to get a physical, forgetting I'd shaved my pubes the day before and still had bad razor burn. My doctor told me I had "dicken pox" and was prescribing me with shaving cream. FML

#21371826
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26963) - you deserved it (6340)

On 03/10/2015 at 12:45pm - health - by parkoursam - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML

#21367918
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23371) - you deserved it (33002)

On 03/04/2015 at 10:03am - health - by actually just constipated.. and stupid - Tunisia

Today, as I was about to have sex with my husband, I said I wanted to "spice things up." Apparently, our ideas weren't the same. He yanked my nipples as hard as he could and said, "Yeah, you like that?" FML

#21364342
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29817) - you deserved it (5364)

On 02/27/2015 at 12:28am - intimacy - by milked (woman) - United States

Today, I took a nice relaxing dump at school, in my pants, in the middle of class. FML

#21350418
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31625) - you deserved it (7547)

On 02/05/2015 at 3:42pm - misc - by m33p - United States (California)

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend when I began dozing off. I was then awoken by an explosive fart. It was me. FML

#21340117
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29458) - you deserved it (5032)

On 01/19/2015 at 8:05am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, I had lunch with my parents. I'm an Asian guy who married a Puerto Rican woman and we just had a boy. My dad looks at my son, then looks at me and says, "You ruined the bloodline." FML

Today, I found three of my sister's dildos as I helped her unpack boxes for her new house. Jokingly, I said, "Why would you even need three?!" She actually explained. FML

#21334501
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31012) - you deserved it (10329)

On 01/10/2015 at 2:02pm - intimacy - by sisterlylove - United States (Missouri)

Today, I got reprimanded by my boss for saying "It's a stab in the dark, though." According to him, it's a euphemism for anal sex and I was being offensive to a gay colleague, the same one who kept insisting it was no problem. I got written up anyway. FML

#21330417
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30519) - you deserved it (2162)

On 01/04/2015 at 1:52am - work - by boss stabber (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was lying in bed with my girlfriend. Trying to be romantic, I complimented her on how nice her hair smelled. She replied: "Yeah? Wait till you smell this." then let out the vilest, most nauseating fart I'd ever smelled in my life. FML

#21330185
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35391) - you deserved it (6670)

On 01/03/2015 at 7:23pm - love - by allgassedout (man) - United States (California)

Today, on a first date with a guy, I spilled ice cream all over my pants. He bought me some more, and as I was thanking him, he said, "You've never had a guy treat you right, have you?" I said no and started crying. FML

#21322290
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39274) - you deserved it (4364)

On 12/22/2014 at 8:28pm - love - by Soulara89 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML

#21315694
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35485) - you deserved it (4290)

On 12/11/2014 at 4:47pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML

#21309415
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46094) - you deserved it (11907)

On 12/01/2014 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States



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