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BlueFlatts
  • Town/Country : Wonderland, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 179
  • Number of comments : 198
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, in my psychology class we were covering OCDs. I have an issue with creased paper and my best friend brought it up, so for the next hour my class mates sat screwing up paper to see how long I could continuously have a panic attack. FML

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117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42514) - you deserved it (5446)

On 04/17/2013 at 6:20am - health - by Annieisnotokay - United Kingdom

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Today, my husband of 6 years said in a grave voice that he had some important news for me. Jokingly, I said, "Why, did you get that cute colleague of yours pregnant?" He did. FML

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149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62604) - you deserved it (5240)

On 04/15/2013 at 2:36pm - love - by wow (woman) - Russian Federation (Saint Petersburg City)

Today, I found out that Yale had actually accepted me seventeen years ago. My mother apparently burned my acceptance package and letters because she didn't want me to upstage her UChicago degree. FML

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287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86132) - you deserved it (3551)

On 04/15/2013 at 3:37am - misc - by OPhere (man) - United States (California)

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Today, I got all dressed up, in high heels and a sparkly dress, to sit in the library for most of the night so that my roommate and his friends would believe that I have a social life. FML

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81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29759) - you deserved it (8522)

On 04/11/2013 at 8:00pm - misc - by InNeedOfFriends (woman) - United States

Today, at a Christmas party, my crush came up to me and cutely pointed out that I was standing under mistletoe. The only response my stupid brain could think of was, "Probably full of nargles though." He gave me a confused look and walked away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19907) - you deserved it (8948)

On 12/16/2012 at 6:51pm - love - by Rhine (woman) - Barbados (Saint Michael)



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