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  • Number of visits : 484
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Bludys : My name is Kcailie Anne, and stuff happens a lot, and I liked to post it. lol.

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Today, my roommate informed me that one of her scorpions is loose in our apartment again. Great. FML

#17895796
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29997) - you deserved it (2923)

On 10/03/2011 at 1:58pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I finally admitted that I have to consider buying a nose hair trimmer. I'm a woman. FML

#17894495
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22383) - you deserved it (3616)

On 10/03/2011 at 8:08am - health - by smsmall - United States

Today, my son thought it was a good idea to spray deodorant into his mouth because he wanted fresh breath. This resulted in him passing out. My son is 17. FML

#17892835
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33033) - you deserved it (5350)

On 10/03/2011 at 12:26am - kids - by Ramis182 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, while working in a jail, I had to tell an inmate arrested for domestic violence that no, he could not use his phone call to call me at home. FML

#17892282
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21775) - you deserved it (1880)

On 10/02/2011 at 11:29pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was at my job in the Halloween store. I had to tell someone, "Please stop hitting the Bieber wig with that pimp cane." FML

Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML

#17880636
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37078) - you deserved it (2361)

On 10/01/2011 at 7:03pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I learned no matter how much your friends pressure you, you must never snort lines of curry powder. FML

Today, I was trying to find my first message on Facebook. When I was reaching the bottom, I saw a message from my old crush. It contained a paragraph confessing her love for me and asking me to write back. Don't know how I missed that one. FML

#17874875
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38076) - you deserved it (6890)

On 09/30/2011 at 10:57pm - love - by lostlove (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, as I was walking home from school with my guy friends, my dad pulled up by the sidewalk, offered me a handful of dollar bills and said, "Get in, baby." Only after we drove away and he started laughing did I realize I'll probably never hear the end of this at school. FML

#17874410
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25660) - you deserved it (6087)

On 09/30/2011 at 10:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I lost my watch at the pool. After giving a detailed description of it at the desk, I was really happy to hear someone had found it and handed it in. Too bad I was too late, because someone had already claimed it. FML

#17869528
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22831) - you deserved it (2155)

On 09/30/2011 at 7:10am - misc - by happymum - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, my parents asked me if I would dog-sit for them while they go to my ex's wedding. FML

#17864370
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30950) - you deserved it (2499)

On 09/29/2011 at 4:14pm - misc - by littlepsychgirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, the clerk at Walmart asked me if the stretch mark cream I was buying was for my wife. I wish I could've said yes. FML

#17860948
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21622) - you deserved it (3679)

On 09/29/2011 at 1:01am - health - by random0605 - United States (Utah)

Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML

#17859546
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29690) - you deserved it (11181)

On 09/28/2011 at 10:28pm - love - by danthecomplicate - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my friends and I were having a conversation about which mythical creature would be the most unlikely to exist in the real world. They all collectively agreed that it would be a girl who is attracted to me. FML

#17856112
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33051) - you deserved it (4453)

On 09/28/2011 at 3:26pm - love - by Unluckiest Guy of the group (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to beat him up so he could look tough around his friends. When I just stared at him, he added, "Please don't break anything though. Nothing too serious." FML

#17845836
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23431) - you deserved it (3222)

On 09/27/2011 at 4:28am - health - by toughbf (woman) - Canada (Alberta)



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