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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 July 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1222
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About BluSkyNoise : Half Fillipino, half Italian. More stronger on my Fillipino side. i speak english and tagalog. i'm athletic, i love basketball.

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Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his college and when I walked into the dorm he was lying in his bed with another girl. When he saw me he simply said, "April Fool's!" It's March 19th. FML

#461201
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (138968) - you deserved it (8574)

On 03/19/2009 at 3:40am - intimacy - by cmerr (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I texted my boyfriend of 6 months saying that I was in the mood, and that I was in bed, and naked. He texted back saying "U got fingers, use them, im going to bed xoxo". FML

#405303
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (136911) - you deserved it (36911)

On 03/17/2009 at 1:06am - intimacy - by princess (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my mom told my boyfriend all about how she had to be a parent volunteer when I was in kindergarten. Apparently I used to masturbate in class by rubbing myself against the edges of chairs and tables. The teacher thought it would be best if my mom was there to make me stop. FML

#280083
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (142352) - you deserved it (15965)

On 03/12/2009 at 7:24am - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML

#97632
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (264931) - you deserved it (59763)

On 02/21/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by GD (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML

#97632
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (264931) - you deserved it (59763)

On 02/21/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by GD (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

#12567
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (283473) - you deserved it (51946)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)



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