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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 July 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1086
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About BluSkyNoise : Half Fillipino, half Italian. More stronger on my Fillipino side. i speak english and tagalog. i'm athletic, i love basketball.

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Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML

#12409274
330 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37346) - you deserved it (26129)

On 08/09/2010 at 10:38am - love - by Forgotten (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to the drive-through and ordered 5 cheeseburgers. I told the cashier that some of them were for my girlfriend. I don't have a girlfriend, and I ate all of them by myself. FML

#12408546
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11746) - you deserved it (48708)

On 08/09/2010 at 9:24am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML

#12187876
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34608) - you deserved it (13541)

On 07/29/2010 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by Sunshine.0.ninja - United States (Ohio)

Today, a friend of mine came to my house with tears in her eyes. I thought she was finally single so I could ask her out. Actually, her mother found out she was dating a girl, so she wants me to be her fake boyfriend as a cover-up. At least we're "dating" now. FML

#12187825
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39873) - you deserved it (5714)

On 07/29/2010 at 2:24pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while getting a lump in my private region examined by a very cute nurse, I got a massive erection. The smartest thing I could think to say at the time to her was: "I haven't been touched there in a very long time." FML

#12051058
195 comments

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On 07/22/2010 at 8:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, my husband fell asleep for two hours at a dinner party. We were the hosts. FML

#11978791
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24835) - you deserved it (4988)

On 07/19/2010 at 4:34am - misc - by wideawake (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was riding the train and saw a cute guy licking his lips at me. Flattered, I gave him my number when the train stopped. He looked at me and said, "Don't flatter yourself. You have mustard on your face." FML

#11966338
206 comments

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On 07/18/2010 at 5:47pm - misc - by anonmys - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend hacked my facebook account and set my status to say that I was in love with my boss. Seeing the post, my boss called me into his office, and told me he loved me too... FML

#11858705
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49766) - you deserved it (4162)

On 07/13/2010 at 8:02pm - work - by Camille (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I got called a "loser" by an old man wearing pink flip-flops and riding a purple moped. FML

#11586440
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34744) - you deserved it (7361)

On 07/01/2010 at 11:19am - misc - by cooldude (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my sister and I bought new cell phones. We both wanted the same phone in red, but the guy told us that there was only one red phone left. Flirting with him, I said "You should give the prettier sister the red phone." My new phone is black. FML

#7228897
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9646) - you deserved it (37818)

On 01/09/2010 at 12:58am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I overheard my mother and sister talking so I stopped to eavesdrop. I recently enlisted in the Marines, and they were talking about what they would do with the money if I died. FML

#1656841
314 comments

I agree, your life sucks (163783) - you deserved it (12281)

On 05/05/2009 at 8:22am - money - by Fitz (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend and I were watching TV. She starts to undo my belt buckle, unzips my fly and then takes my pants off. Right as I'm starting to get really excited, she says to me, "Just joking." FML

#946704
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (146818) - you deserved it (21563)

On 04/13/2009 at 9:44am - intimacy - by Hikara (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my friends were being rude to me, so I decided to be nice to a boy that didn't have many friends. While I was talking to him he popped a pimple on his face and tasted it. FML

#777672
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (167587) - you deserved it (29982)

On 04/03/2009 at 1:16am - misc - by lalanon (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, this girl and I were chilling in my apartment and things got heated up and we started making out. One thing lead to another and the next thing I knew she was giving me head. I was getting ready to bust when she stopped, looked up into my eyes and said "Do you believe in Jesus?" FML

#618909
375 comments

I agree, your life sucks (197376) - you deserved it (31441)

On 03/26/2009 at 7:41am - intimacy - by JAY22 (man) - United States (Florida)



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