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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 3 May 1990 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1442
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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BluPenguin's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally found out what that weird smell in my apartment was. My ex-boyfriend had been breaking into my apartment and hiding rotting fruit all over the place. I found this out when a ceiling panel fell and a swarm of fruit flies attacked me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37522) - you deserved it (3925)

On 05/30/2011 at 8:33pm - animals - by thiswouldonlyhappentome (woman) - Aruba

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FML's blog

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Friday 5 February 2016

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