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BluPenguin
  • Town/Country : Tustin, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 3 May 1990 (23 years)
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  • Number of comments : 34
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Today, I finally found out what that weird smell in my apartment was. My ex-boyfriend had been breaking into my apartment and hiding rotting fruit all over the place. I found this out when a ceiling panel fell and a swarm of fruit flies attacked me. FML

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