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BluPenguin
  • Town/Country : Tustin, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 3 May 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 999
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I finally found out what that weird smell in my apartment was. My ex-boyfriend had been breaking into my apartment and hiding rotting fruit all over the place. I found this out when a ceiling panel fell and a swarm of fruit flies attacked me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29253) - you deserved it (3253)

On 05/30/2011 at 8:33pm - animals - by thiswouldonlyhappentome (woman) - Aruba



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