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BluEG0pher

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 April 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 7091
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About BluEG0pher : Hey, my name is Joey.I'm a Freshman at The Culinary Institute of America and a Alumni of Verona High School.
( my profile pic is old, but is still look the same =)

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BluEG0pher's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband and I are both suffering from food poisoning. He has horrible, raging, rank smelling, explosive diarrhea; I am vomiting every 15 minutes. We have one bathroom. FML

#14531050
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34950) - you deserved it (2687)

On 01/10/2011 at 7:48am - health - by AW -

Today, I was delivering pizza in the rain. A woman answered the door, saw me soaking wet and said, "Wow this rain is terrible, it must be horrible to be out delivering in it." She then tipped me 21 cents. FML

#14391490
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26746) - you deserved it (3368)

On 12/30/2010 at 2:48am - work - by ronniewciv -

Today, after bringing my dog back inside, he started whining. I thought it was because he wanted his toys, but he was really trying to say, "Help me," as a torpedo of diarrhea exploded out of him, leaving a trail down the hallway. FML

#13342166
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25948) - you deserved it (4474)

On 10/06/2010 at 12:01pm - animals - by ukfan - United States

Today, I quit my job as a barista for one of our competitors with a couple of bucks more an hour. Two hours after I'd handed in my resignation, my boss approached me just to let me know that if I hadn't resigned, I would've been offered my own café. FML

#13341352
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15283) - you deserved it (28656)

On 10/06/2010 at 9:58am - misc - by thecasbah - Norway (Oslo)

Today, I received a friend request on Facebook. I didn't know her, but she was cute, so I accepted the request. After looking at her pictures, I sent her a message saying "What's up cutie, do I know you?". She responded "Yes, I'm your cousin". FML

#13338032
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10766) - you deserved it (51254)

On 10/06/2010 at 12:37am - love - by crucets (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I received a friend request on Facebook. I didn't know her, but she was cute, so I accepted the request. After looking at her pictures, I sent her a message saying "What's up cutie, do I know you?". She responded "Yes, I'm your cousin". FML

#13338032
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10766) - you deserved it (51254)

On 10/06/2010 at 12:37am - love - by crucets (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was working on my family genealogy. I found out that my best friend's great-grandfather murdered my great-grandfather. FML

#13337964
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37460) - you deserved it (3491)

On 10/06/2010 at 12:32am - misc - by cantstoplaughing (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML

#13285940
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63664) - you deserved it (6033)

On 10/02/2010 at 4:07am - love - by Pr unlucky - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I told my boyfriend I had to go to the bathroom. He said "Okay baby, go drop your load." He also used the same voice as when he talks to his cat. FML

#13257198
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20553) - you deserved it (3941)

On 09/29/2010 at 11:17pm - animals - by peepee. (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I am a 22 year old male with a 11:00 pm curfew. FML

#13221655
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30213) - you deserved it (14477)

On 09/27/2010 at 11:58am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was bored so I got my little brother's toy spaceship and a teddy bear, went to my room and started flying them around, having dog fights, making explosion noises and humming epic orchestral music. My mom opened my bedroom door, showing our new hot female neighbour around the house. I'm 19. FML

#13203283
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12896) - you deserved it (33476)

On 09/26/2010 at 12:10am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, my friend asked why I always smell like a dead animal carcass. I have no idea. FML

#13185794
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23746) - you deserved it (7242)

On 09/24/2010 at 7:10pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML

#13184282
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24764) - you deserved it (13263)

On 09/24/2010 at 4:21pm - health - by yogapants (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today, I was surfing the web for Halloween costumes, and found one labeled "Extreme Girl Nerd". With the wig, the glasses, and the buck-teeth, it looked exactly like me. FML

#13174458
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27125) - you deserved it (6105)

On 09/23/2010 at 8:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)



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