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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 January 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1774
  • Number of comments : 470
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About BlowinChronic : Sup, I'm Patrick and I'm here for a laugh. I really don't care what you think about my comments but something about them must have made you come here... I'm a pretty chill guy who likes playing basketball and listening to music. I also love cars and driving fast... That's about it. You can message me on kik if you really find me interesting enough to talk to haha @PatrickChandler.

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Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. In the entrance way I felt a slight tugging on my jeans. Used to my Doberman tugging when he wants to play, I shoved hard with my foot. I successfully punted their Chihuahua off the ground and into the next room where it landed with a thud. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19802) - you deserved it (36475)

On 01/15/2013 at 2:33am - animals - by I think its dead (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I saw a man in an army uniform. As a bit of a patriot, I went up to thank him for his service. After about 10 minutes of me going on and on, he started laughing. He wasn't a soldier. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16027) - you deserved it (25851)

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