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About BlowYaMind : I use quotes in all my comments. ALL of them! ;]

Cal:I got a message for all of 'em. Shake... and bake.
Ricky Bobby: What does that do? Does that blow your mind? That just happened!
Jean Girard: What is that a catch phrase or is that uh epilepsy?
Cal: [whispers] Shake and bake.

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Today, I fell down a set of stairs while going into my basement. With a horrible pain in my left leg, I called out to my boyfriend to help me. Apparently a commercial about grass was more important. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29576) - you deserved it (3647)

On 11/08/2009 at 5:38pm - health - by Elizabeh (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I drove 600 miles to be with my boyfriend of two years for his uncle's funeral. He didn't want me to come because I am seven months pregnant and flying is dangerous in the third trimester. When I got there I don't know who was more suprised to see me: him, his wife, or their kids. FML


I agree, your life sucks (79748) - you deserved it (6330)

On 11/08/2009 at 10:39am - love - by homewrecker - United States

Today, my husband left his cell phone at home. I looked through his contacts and found a person named "The Bitch." Being a very curious person, I decided to call "The Bitch" to see who it was. My phone rang. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39938) - you deserved it (16395)

On 11/07/2009 at 5:22am - misc - by badwife (woman) - Japan

Today, my parents had a fight, which is a pretty normal occurrence at our house. But today, they fought over an orange. Dad is now sitting in his bedroom with the aforementioned orange. FML


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On 10/26/2009 at 6:15am - misc - by Roida (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower, I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower, instead I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower, making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML


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On 10/24/2009 at 1:35pm - intimacy - by sad_dad (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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