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Today, I was taking a shower and the glass sliding door was jammed. I tugged it, and it shattered all over me. I was naked. FML
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On 02/07/2010 at 1:32pm - misc - by mrmr - United States (Arizona)
Today, I was at basketball practice and my coach asked me how my knee was. When I lifted my pants to show him, my cheetah print thong that had been stuck inside the pants from the dryer flew out to the ground. FML
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On 02/07/2010 at 9:21am - misc - by Mackdaddy (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I was at the theatre watching a movie. There was a lady and a kid behind me. I all of a sudden felt ice hit my head. I turned around and asked the kid to stop, then heard his mom say, "Hit that cow!" FML
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On 02/07/2010 at 2:21am - misc - by HitbyIce (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I was in the check-out line when I noticed the guy behind me kept impatiently sighing. Thinking he was a jerk, I took as long as I could packaging my items. Turns out he left his oxygen tank in the car. FML
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On 02/06/2010 at 7:31pm - misc - by Nominome - Sent from a mobile version
Today, my little sister asked me what she would look like when she got older. I told her that she would probably look a lot like me. She started to cry. FML
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On 02/06/2010 at 3:15am - kids - by Misty3242 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I decided to begin jogging since my weight was getting a little out of control and I wanted to do something about it. Guess who tripped on a root and broke their ankle? Yeah. Exactly. FML
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On 11/19/2009 at 2:33am - health - by SeeTony (man) - United States (California)
Today, after a long day of cleaning, I decided to make a grilled cheese sandwich for lunch. Reaching for what I thought was Pam I coated my bread with spray and put my sandwich in the pan. Pledge makes a great looking sandwich, but the lemony flavor tastes like crap. FML
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On 11/19/2009 at 2:08am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, I had the cops called on me because I accidently texted "I'm going to kill you and use your head as hood ornament" to my ex-fiance, instead of my best friend. I only texted that because he got a better grade on an exam than me. Now I have a court date. FML
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On 02/25/2009 at 2:05pm - misc - by Joe (man) - United States (Kentucky)
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