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BlooCheese
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 29 August 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 499
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19652) - you deserved it (17306)

On 02/19/2010 at 12:31am - kids - by ohemgee23 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at work and I had to take a dump. Since I was the only person in the bathroom, I started singing, "I'm taking a poopy-poop poop poop poop." I was not the only person in the bathroom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7562) - you deserved it (55076)

On 12/31/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I had to go to the dentist to have a cavity filled. Around halfway through the procedure, something broke the silence in the room. It was my dentist, who had farted. I had to smell his rancid flatulence for around the next five minutes. All the while, I had to keep my mouth wide open. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29272) - you deserved it (1689)

On 10/17/2009 at 3:48pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)



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