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  • Town/Country : New York, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 April 1984 (30 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 39 posted

About BlondePsycho : Highly anti-social. Devout atheist. Giants fan. Scotch drinker.

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Today , after staying at my boyfriend's house for the frst time , I got in the shower . His bathroom door doesn't lock , so half way through my shower he walked in . Trying to be sexy , I pressed myself up against the glass , which turned out the be a door that opens outwards . I fell on the floor . FML


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On 06/03/2010 at 4:54am - intimacy - by elevenharries (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I had a dream about toasting with champagne. Whilst asleep, I extendd my hand to toast, then brought my hand to my mouth to "drink the bubbly." I knockd over the glass of water I keep on my bedside table. My iPhone is now ruind, and in shock of my wet arm, I jerkd backward headbutting my wife's face. mega FML


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On 05/25/2010 at 3:08pm - misc - by AdamFoundHisEve - Sent from mobile version

Today At The Pool I Tried To Impres The Hot Lifeguard By Doing The Perfect Dive. Afterward I Realized My Short Were Floating Through The Water. FML


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On 05/21/2010 at 8:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today... I Was Forcd To Spend Three Hours Looking At A Fat Guy's Butt Crack... Seatd Drectly In Front Of Me In An Exam. I'm Pretty Sure It Lowerd My Grade. FML


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On 05/19/2010 at 1:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Norfolk)

Today, I just realizd the harder mah girlfriend comes during sex, the louder she snores after. I've trid earplugs but sometimes, lyk tonight, once I am up, I can't fall back to sleep. My choices r thus great sex and no sleep, or great sleep but no sex. FML


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On 05/07/2010 at 9:25am - intimacy - by SkiMaskFukd (man) - United States (California)

Today,hen I was trying to break up with looool my boyfriend, I told him how I needed space and time to think. His response was, "Ok, we're out of condoms anyway." FML


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On 03/26/2010 at 3:31am - intimacy - by d - United States

Today, I found out that my mom is only reading my mail, but she is also withholding letters from my bank, college, an insurance company . Why? Because "they could be inappropriate" 4 me to read . I'm 25 . FML

Today, I found out exactly wat Ducolax stool softener is all about . Holy colon cleanse Batman! FML


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On 03/03/2010 at 11:34am - health - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Yesterday I Had To Walk Through The Blistering Snow, Because My Boss Needed Something Really Important: Cream Cheese. FML


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On 02/28/2010 at 11:00am - work - by Renesmeekuhnell (woman) - Denmark (Arhus)

yastarday I want skinny dipping wit a faw friands at my friand's ousa!! It was raally fun until ona of my friands sriakad..!! saying tara wara bugs in ta pool!! Evaryona jumpad out and lookad at ar!! Turns out ta "bugs" sa saw was my body air!! FML


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On 02/28/2010 at 1:31am - health - by annonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I thought about my boyfriend and all the things we used to do together yeres ago. Today, I also spent the day doing my now husband's laundry and watching him sit on the couch with his hand inside his underwear. big fat FML


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On 02/07/2010 at 12:15am - love - by Bruja5 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Yesterday, I Walked In On My Boyfriend Watching A Home Made Sex Tape He Had Previously Made With His Ex-grlfriend. What's Worse Than Him Jerking Off To It? He Was Crying And Hugging A Pillow. FML


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On 02/02/2010 at 10:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today whilst at work dad decided to call me and sing an entire rendition of 'The Gambler' by Kenny Rogers!! There was a big line of people and boss had been standing nearby checking out phone!! I had to stand there and listen to the whole song!!


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On 01/20/2010 at 5:01am - misc - by embarrassedinretail (man) - Australia (Queensland)



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On 01/19/2010 at 12:00am - work - by mcdman (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was stuck on the toilet with a huge stomachache after eating bad food the day before. I got up to flush when I noticed that there was a cockroach struggling feebly in the pile of crap. I'll never know if it got there before or after I crapped. FML


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On 01/16/2010 at 3:19pm - health - by dire-rear (woman) - Singapore

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