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  • Town/Country : New York, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 April 1984 (31 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 17614
  • Number of comments : 251
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 49 posted

About BlondePsycho : Highly anti-social. Devout atheist. Giants fan. Scotch drinker.

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BlondePsycho's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML

#12492067
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37010) - you deserved it (3784)

On 08/13/2010 at 1:33am - love - by brother love - United Kingdom

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML

#12300042
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54646) - you deserved it (8786)

On 08/04/2010 at 12:20am - love - by Alisha Marie - United States (New York)

Today, after staying at my boyfriend's house for the first time, I got in the shower. His bathroom door doesn't lock, so half way through my shower he walked in. Trying to be sexy, I pressed myself up against the glass, which turned out the be a door that opens outwards. I fell on the floor. FML

#10939026
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21070) - you deserved it (40643)

On 06/03/2010 at 4:54am - intimacy - by elevenharries (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I had a dream about toasting with champagne. Whilst asleep, I extended my hand to toast, then brought my hand to my mouth to "drink the bubbly." I knocked over the glass of water I keep on my bedside table. My iPhone is now ruined, and in shock of my wet arm, I jerked backward headbutting my wife's face. FML

#10756471
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28108) - you deserved it (7264)

On 05/25/2010 at 3:08pm - misc - by AdamFoundHisEve - Sent from mobile version

Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML

#10675411
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24178) - you deserved it (11905)

On 05/21/2010 at 8:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was forced to spend three hours looking at a fat guy's butt crack, seated directly in front of me in an exam. I'm pretty sure it lowered my grade. FML

#10627602
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31404) - you deserved it (7449)

On 05/19/2010 at 1:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Norfolk)

Today, I just realized the harder my girlfriend comes during sex, the louder she snores after. I've tried earplugs but sometimes, like tonight, once I am up, I can't fall back to sleep. My choices are thus great sex and no sleep, or great sleep but no sex. FML

#10398806
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41419) - you deserved it (5611)

On 05/07/2010 at 9:25am - intimacy - by SkiMaskFukd (man) - United States (California)

Today, when I was trying to break up with my boyfriend, I told him how I needed space and time to think. His response was, "Ok, we're out of condoms anyway." FML

#9395131
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29331) - you deserved it (9169)

On 03/26/2010 at 3:31am - intimacy - by d - United States

Today, I found out that my mom is not only reading my mail, but she is also withholding letters from my bank, college, and insurance company. Why? Because "they could be inappropriate" for me to read. I'm 25. FML

Today, I found out exactly what Ducolax stool softener is all about. Holy colon cleanse Batman! FML

#8797519
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7337) - you deserved it (23863)

On 03/03/2010 at 11:34am - health - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had to walk through the blistering snow, because my boss needed something really important: cream cheese. FML

#8715488
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26554) - you deserved it (2839)

On 02/28/2010 at 11:00am - work - by Renesmeekuhnell (woman) - Denmark (Arhus)

Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML

#8708585
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24209) - you deserved it (6701)

On 02/28/2010 at 1:31am - health - by annonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I thought about my boyfriend and all the things we used to do together years ago. Today, I also spent the day doing my now husband's laundry and watching him sit on the couch with his hand inside his underwear. FML

#7957941
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27509) - you deserved it (5878)

On 02/07/2010 at 12:15am - love - by Bruja5 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I grounded my son for being a smart ass. Now he can't go to the cub scout campout this weekend. He's been howling, sobbing, stomping, slamming and screaming for about three continuous hours. I am not sure who this punishment has inflicted more suffering on: my son or me. FML

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend watching a home made sex tape he had previously made with his ex-girlfriend. What's worse than him jerking off to it? He was crying and hugging a pillow. FML

#7811688
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36117) - you deserved it (2948)

On 02/02/2010 at 10:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)



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