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by Anonymous / 11/13/2010 at 6:00pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/09/2010 at 12:32am / United States (New York) / Kids
by Anonymous / 11/08/2010 at 5:55am / Turkey (Istanbul) / Animals
by iheartexes / 11/06/2010 at 12:52am / United States (California) / Love
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I came. She got pissed and slapped me really hard for cumming inside her because she didnt want to get pregnant. 1. I was wearing a condom. 2. She's on the pill. 3. We were having anal sex. FML
by Tai / 10/31/2010 at 9:30am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by anon / 10/25/2010 at 1:42am / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend of three months told me that he had cheated on me two months ago with my best friend. I decided to give him a second chance. About twenty minutes later, he then broke up with me for not wanting to watch football. Apparently I don't care about his feelings. FML
by Anonymous / 10/22/2010 at 11:03am / United States (Minnesota) / Love
by caughtorangehanded / 10/01/2010 at 6:12pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by canispankthat / 10/01/2010 at 7:07am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I dropped my iPod Touch underneath concrete slab steps, and it's physically impossible to get it back. If you stand above where the iPod is, you can still hear it play music. It's like it's mocking me. FML
by Anonymous / 09/20/2010 at 7:38pm / Canada (Ontario) / Geek
by Anonymous / 09/18/2010 at 8:36pm / Austria (Tirol) / Money
Today, after a few months of my neighbors friend parking outside his house and honking until he came outside, I happened to be out doing lawn work. I politely screamed "STOP HONKING YOUR F***ING HORN!" To which they responded by moving in front of MY house and holding down their horn. I hate people. FML
by Myself / 09/06/2010 at 6:45am / United States / Miscellaneous
by mollyeyers / 08/22/2010 at 1:02pm / United Kingdom (Cardiff) / Love
by lee / 08/22/2010 at 3:24am / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Love
by anonymous / 08/15/2010 at 9:12am / Netherlands (Gelderland) / Miscellaneous