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Today, I worked a full day and then went to a three-hour class. I got home at 9 PM, and before the door closed I heard, "There's a sink full of dishes for you." There are three able-bodied men in the house, all of whom got here hours ago and created that sink full of dishes. FML
by Anonymous / 01/12/2011 at 9:06pm / United States (Maryland) / Work
Today, at work, I was asked to sharpen some pencils. I'm an electronics and mechanics engineer, and while I understand it's been quite a while since I was in primary school, I still wonder why my boss felt the need to explain in minute detail how to sharpen a pencil. FML
by dibman / 01/07/2011 at 4:11am / United Kingdom (Hampshire) / Work
by Anonymous / 12/21/2010 at 3:25pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by Anonymous / 12/17/2010 at 10:07pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
by uglywoman / 12/14/2010 at 3:21am / Australia (Queensland) / Kids
Today, at my wedding reception, I jokingly asked my aunt, who has always been convinced that I am gay despite my protests, if she believed me now. She took this the wrong way and drunkenly went around telling my guests that my wedding was a sham to convince her I was straight. FML
by Anonymous / 12/08/2010 at 4:40am / United Kingdom (London) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/07/2010 at 1:23am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by Username / 12/05/2010 at 12:04pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/04/2010 at 8:28pm / United States (Nevada) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/03/2010 at 7:11pm / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
Today, my parents found several drawings of a dinosaur girl in various bondage equipment posing seductively in my purse. The drawings weren't mine, nor do I have any idea where they came from, but my parents now think I'm a freak. FML
by Anonymous / 11/29/2010 at 9:03am / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
Today, I was lying in bed listening to my neighbors have loud, and what sounded like, enjoyable sex. My boyfriend rolled over and said, "she sounds like fun" before rolling back over and going to sleep. It's been four months. FML
by unsatisfied / 11/29/2010 at 7:13am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/28/2010 at 6:49pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/17/2010 at 9:32pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…