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by Tim / 08/03/2011 at 3:40am / United States / Love
Today, I missed my flight because I was held in airport security because I'd "threatened" an employee. He had confiscated my eyelash curler and jokingly I asked if he thought I was going to curl him to death. He didn't laugh. FML
by missy / 06/15/2011 at 10:42pm / United States (Alaska) / Transportation
by julia / 06/11/2011 at 7:12am / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML
by PizzaBoySwag / 06/04/2011 at 5:36am / United States (California) / Work
Today, I went to hand in a job application, and the supervisor wanted to ask me a few questions. I was nervous so I kept touching the fabric on a nearby display table. Only after I left did my friend tell me it was a pantie display, and that I was fondling underwear. FML
by colebear / 05/27/2011 at 4:45am / United States / Work
Today, my AP teacher once again accused me of plagiarism. Apparently the words "demise," "ultimately," and "rural," are too sophisticated for an 11th grade AP student to use and MUST have been copied from the Internet. FML
by dumbteacher / 05/23/2011 at 10:35am / Miscellaneous
by CRH / 05/03/2011 at 11:41am / United States (Minnesota) / Health
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in front of an entire street of people. We've only been dating for a week. One of the women in the crowd then called me heartless and threw a hamburger at me when I turned him down. FML
by Jade / 04/25/2011 at 9:49am / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Love
Today, I was reading my boyfriend's online diary. It started off really sweet, saying he was in a wonderful relationship with me, and how he utterly adored me. It then slowly progressed into loathing and wondering what he ever saw in me, all because I have a low sex-drive. FML
by worthless / 04/02/2011 at 8:51pm / United States / Love
by Jon / 04/02/2011 at 12:44pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love
Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML
by rowie1311 / 03/27/2011 at 2:09pm / United Kingdom (Northamptonshire) / Miscellaneous
by nick / 03/05/2011 at 8:42pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
by Clare / 02/21/2011 at 6:15pm / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 02/14/2011 at 8:45am / United States / Intimacy
- Today, I got stuck bartending by myself from 5PM to close. With Memorial Day, I expected the crowd… Today, My girlfriend broke up with me because I got mad that she made plans with her cousin.... we… Today, I found out that my sister scheduled her cesarean for the afternoon of opening night for the…