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  • Town/Country : New York, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 April 1984 (30 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 14223
  • Number of comments : 216
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 34 posted

About BlondePsycho : Highly anti-social. Devout atheist. Giants fan. Scotch drinker.

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Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML

#16495261
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11352) - you deserved it (113286)

On 06/04/2011 at 5:36am - love - by PizzaBoySwag (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to hand in a job application, and the supervisor wanted to ask me a few questions. I was nervous so I kept touching the fabric on a nearby display table. Only after I left did my friend tell me it was a pantie display, and that I was fondling underwear. FML

#16369010
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25319) - you deserved it (8273)

On 05/27/2011 at 4:45am - work - by colebear - United States

Today, my AP teacher once again accused me of plagiarism. Apparently the words "demise," "ultimately," and "rural," are too sophisticated for an 11th grade AP student to use and MUST have been copied from the Internet. FML

#16311438
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47021) - you deserved it (2917)

On 05/23/2011 at 10:35am - misc - by dumbteacher -

Today, at 11 weeks pregnant, I excitedly told my best friend that my baby now has fingernails. Her response was, "You're beginning to sound like a pro-life bumper sticker." FML

#16031516
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23889) - you deserved it (18642)

On 05/03/2011 at 11:41am - misc - by CRH (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in front of an entire street of people. We've only been dating for a week. One of the women in the crowd then called me heartless and threw a hamburger at me when I turned him down. FML

#15917797
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50727) - you deserved it (9237)

On 04/25/2011 at 9:49am - love - by Jade (woman) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, I was reading my boyfriend's online diary. It started off really sweet, saying he was in a wonderful relationship with me, and how he utterly adored me. It then slowly progressed into loathing and wondering what he ever saw in me, all because I have a low sex-drive. FML

#15610557
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30104) - you deserved it (18146)

On 04/02/2011 at 8:51pm - love - by worthless - United States

Today, my ex fiancée, who left me six months ago, asked if I'd mind if she used the wedding dress I bought her for our wedding. She's just gotten engaged again. FML

#15604755
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37087) - you deserved it (3099)

On 04/02/2011 at 12:44pm - love - by Jon (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was waiting for the bus while wearing my FML shirt. A passer-by stopped, stared at me for a moment, and said, "I agree, your life sucks." FML

#15528931
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28098) - you deserved it (54415) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/28/2011 at 9:51am - misc - by Danou - Sent from mobile version

Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML

#15514877
355 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42157) - you deserved it (28701)

On 03/27/2011 at 2:09pm - misc - by rowie1311 (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, my dad got drunk and asked if I had inherited his "abnormally tiny penis." FML

#15209845
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37456) - you deserved it (3374)

On 03/05/2011 at 8:42pm - health - by nick (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I desperately tried to explain to my boyfriend why he shouldn't talk about the bible during sex. He honestly doesn't understand. FML

#15067918
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36305) - you deserved it (7089)

On 02/21/2011 at 6:15pm - intimacy - by Clare (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML

#14971443
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29825) - you deserved it (15253)

On 02/14/2011 at 8:45am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, it looks like I may have an STD. My fiancé and his friends went to Vegas two months ago. He says he's been completely faithful. They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Turns out that's not quite true. FML

#14882919
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41880) - you deserved it (4173)

On 02/07/2011 at 2:51pm - intimacy - by anonomous - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to play dead so he could have sex with my "corpse." FML

#14881975
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51717) - you deserved it (7127)

On 02/07/2011 at 12:44pm - intimacy - by Anon. (woman) - United Kingdom (Bradford)

Today, I used my AA handbook as a beer coaster. FML

#14881052
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10282) - you deserved it (49272)

On 02/07/2011 at 10:47am - health - by Raprotcommander (man) - United States (Georgia)



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