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  • Town/Country : New York, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 April 1984 (31 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 16024
  • Number of comments : 243
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 47 posted

About BlondePsycho : Highly anti-social. Devout atheist. Giants fan. Scotch drinker.

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Today, I tried for 45 minutes to convince my psychiatrist to take me off my antidepressant. When he finally agreed to do so, I broke down into tears and sobbed uncontrollably for 10 minutes. Hello, increased prescription. FML

#19854055
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14588) - you deserved it (19422)

On 06/27/2012 at 1:29am - health - by purpleskylight - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I sent my boyfriend a nude picture, he sent it back to me with a mustache on my face from that iPhone app and told me he likes it much better that way. FML

#19853880
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26443) - you deserved it (9132)

On 06/27/2012 at 12:58am - intimacy - by maggie74 - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was chatting to a co-worker, upon whom I have a serious crush. It was going really well, until he said "irregardless", as if it's actually a proper word. This grammatical abomination really ticks me off, and I actually had to fight back the urge to beat some damn sense into him. FML

#19783803
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11209) - you deserved it (31279)

On 06/13/2012 at 7:50pm - love - by Rebecca (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I woke up, only to find my arm was still asleep. I tried to move it just a tiny bit, but somehow ended up punching myself in the face. FML

#19602885
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20141) - you deserved it (4601)

On 05/10/2012 at 3:14pm - misc - by Amy (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, while looking through my wedding photos, I realised my wife had done a duck face in every single one. FML

#19496136
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40058) - you deserved it (6022)

On 04/19/2012 at 3:46pm - love - by caaarl (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I went to my Christian accountability partner from church to talk about continuing to maintain Christian values. We had sex. Oh, the irony. FML

#19409993
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9630) - you deserved it (39176)

On 04/05/2012 at 12:17am - intimacy - by Badchristian (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was chatting to my brother on Skype. Out of the blue, and just as I read the punchline to a hilarious joke, he said his girlfriend had been cheating on him. I couldn't stifle my side-splitting laughter, and he's been ignoring my calls since. FML

#19205582
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21936) - you deserved it (8784)

On 03/02/2012 at 10:05pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML

#18763355
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36924) - you deserved it (3518)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:52am - love - by Janie (woman) - United States

Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML

#18482444
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26422) - you deserved it (16714)

On 12/11/2011 at 2:23am - misc - by Embarrassed Swimmer (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my parents bought purity rings for my twin brother and me for our birthday, and had them blessed by our priest. Neither of us are virgins. FML

#18433166
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42137) - you deserved it (10922)

On 12/05/2011 at 12:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was hurriedly doing laundry. I threw a second load in the dryer and slammed the door shut. All of a sudden, I heard scratching and whining coming from the dryer. My cat probably hates me now. FML

#18129545
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15746) - you deserved it (35858)

On 11/01/2011 at 3:02pm - animals - by benji - United States (Michigan)

Today, in the middle of explaining over the phone to my crush how I felt about him, I got a text from his best friend, who was apparently with him at the time. It said, "He doesn't like you, get over it. Stop rambling." FML

#17958014
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32726) - you deserved it (5545)

On 10/11/2011 at 3:32am - love - by poopooppachuu - United States (California)

Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML

#17781243
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16215) - you deserved it (40838)

On 09/19/2011 at 4:16pm - misc - by Nicole - United States (California)

Today, I paid a repair man $65 to come to my house and fix my washer. He walked in, looked at the washer, bent over and removed a large steel bolt with a bright red tag sticking out the side saying "Remove before use." He then looked at me and said "all fixed." FML

#17742715
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8638) - you deserved it (40250)

On 09/14/2011 at 5:55am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I finally found out that the tattoo on my lower back means "slut" in Chinese, instead of "good fortune" as I always thought it did. FML

#17612047
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12205) - you deserved it (52887)

On 08/29/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by slut (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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