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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 April 1984 (30 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 14109
  • Number of comments : 206
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 34 posted

About BlondePsycho : Highly anti-social. Devout atheist. Giants fan. Scotch drinker.

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I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

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BlondePsycho's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up, only to find my arm was still asleep. I tried to move it just a tiny bit, but somehow ended up punching myself in the face. FML

#19602885
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20005) - you deserved it (4589)

On 05/10/2012 at 3:14pm - misc - by Amy (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, while looking through my wedding photos, I realised my wife had done a duck face in every single one. FML

#19496136
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39376) - you deserved it (5948)

On 04/19/2012 at 3:46pm - love - by caaarl (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I went to my Christian accountability partner from church to talk about continuing to maintain Christian values. We had sex. Oh, the irony. FML

#19409993
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8849) - you deserved it (37250)

On 04/05/2012 at 12:17am - intimacy - by Badchristian (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was chatting to my brother on Skype. Out of the blue, and just as I read the punchline to a hilarious joke, he said his girlfriend had been cheating on him. I couldn't stifle my side-splitting laughter, and he's been ignoring my calls since. FML

#19205582
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21816) - you deserved it (8761)

On 03/02/2012 at 10:05pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML

#18763355
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36795) - you deserved it (3508)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:52am - love - by Janie (woman) - United States

Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML

#18482444
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26332) - you deserved it (16677)

On 12/11/2011 at 2:23am - misc - by Embarrassed Swimmer (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my parents bought purity rings for my twin brother and me for our birthday, and had them blessed by our priest. Neither of us are virgins. FML

#18433166
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41998) - you deserved it (10897)

On 12/05/2011 at 12:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was hurriedly doing laundry. I threw a second load in the dryer and slammed the door shut. All of a sudden, I heard scratching and whining coming from the dryer. My cat probably hates me now. FML

#18129545
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15374) - you deserved it (35239)

On 11/01/2011 at 3:02pm - animals - by benji - United States (Michigan)

Today, in the middle of explaining over the phone to my crush how I felt about him, I got a text from his best friend, who was apparently with him at the time. It said, "He doesn't like you, get over it. Stop rambling." FML

#17958014
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32615) - you deserved it (5533)

On 10/11/2011 at 3:32am - love - by poopooppachuu - United States (California)

Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML

#17781243
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16148) - you deserved it (40734)

On 09/19/2011 at 4:16pm - misc - by Nicole - United States (California)

Today, I paid a repair man $65 to come to my house and fix my washer. He walked in, looked at the washer, bent over and removed a large steel bolt with a bright red tag sticking out the side saying "Remove before use." He then looked at me and said "all fixed." FML

#17742715
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8598) - you deserved it (40121)

On 09/14/2011 at 5:55am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I finally found out that the tattoo on my lower back means "slut" in Chinese, instead of "good fortune" as I always thought it did. FML

#17612047
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12164) - you deserved it (52714)

On 08/29/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by slut (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I realized that as a U.S. Marine in the infantry, I'm more afraid to talk to girls than I am of getting shot at. FML

#17352313
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41080) - you deserved it (5504)

On 08/03/2011 at 3:40am - love - by Tim - United States

Today, I missed my flight because I was held in airport security because I'd "threatened" an employee. He had confiscated my eyelash curler and jokingly I asked if he thought I was going to curl him to death. He didn't laugh. FML

#16685518
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35330) - you deserved it (8946)

On 06/15/2011 at 10:42pm - misc - by missy - United States (Alaska)

Today, my five year old daughter came up to me and told me she wanted to be a nun. When I asked why, she replied, "So I won't get my heart broken by a boy." FML

#16607799
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37467) - you deserved it (7285)

On 06/11/2011 at 7:12am - kids - by julia - United States (Massachusetts)



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