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Today, I was walking with my girlfriend, when she walked ahead of me cat-walk style, turned around and said, "Do you think I could model?" I blurted out, "Yes... for a plus-size clothing line." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5214) - you deserved it (44557)

On 01/17/2009 at 8:15am - love - by FailMan - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I reached for my beer and took a huge swallow before I realized that I had picked up my friend's tobacco spit cup. "Vomit" is not a strong enough word to describe what happened next. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19415) - you deserved it (4633)

On 01/15/2009 at 11:57pm - misc - by blegh - Switzerland (Ticino)



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