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Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. Unfortunately, she started fake-moaning like a pornstar before I even entered her, totally killing the mood and my boner. She swore she hadn't moaned, accused me of not finding her attractive enough, and angrily left. FML
by Perdito_Coño / 09/05/2014 at 4:55pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by ch4nny / 08/28/2014 at 9:47pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
Today, my boss threw out the report I wrote for the board of directors. He said that if it were legal, he'd smash me in the balls with a brick for using Comic Sans. I had to do the whole thing again in another font with my coworkers snickering at me. FML
by Anonymous / 08/15/2014 at 5:35pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
by emmamrose7 / 08/14/2014 at 11:36pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by cutthroatkait / 08/05/2014 at 6:44pm / United States / Work
by possibly fucked / 06/22/2014 at 4:34pm / Portugal (Lisboa) / Intimacy
by naesha / 03/16/2014 at 9:40pm / United States (Tennessee) / Love
by v1k1rox / 03/05/2014 at 4:47pm / United States (California) / Money
Today, I was beating the hell out of one of the most useless employees ever. I mean really laying into him, all while telling him for the umpteenth time how to do his job right. Then my husband informed me I was hitting him in my sleep. FML
by management / 02/20/2014 at 9:31pm / United States / Work
Today, my mother thought it would be funny to sneak into my room at night and scream like a demon after I had explained to her how scared I was of the exorcist movie I had just seen. She claims it wasn't her. FML
by so scared / 02/08/2014 at 12:13pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Estee1024 / 01/24/2014 at 12:28am / United States (California) / Kids
by pompomkiwi / 12/24/2013 at 1:09am / United States (Oregon) / Work
Today, I saw some servicemen sitting outside a café, and I went over to thank them for their service. They waited till after I was done shaking their hands before they told me they were just actors on their lunch break. FML
by Anonymous / 12/15/2013 at 3:13pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by roughsexgonewrong / 11/05/2013 at 1:01pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Intimacy
Today, while writing a self-evaluation for my internship, I had to type up answers to certain questions and then submit them. After submission, I re-read one of the answers I had written that said, "After 3 months on the jon I finally feel like I have accomplished a lot." I had meant to write job. FML
by OnCompanyTimeToo / 09/01/2013 at 9:21pm / New Zealand (Canterbury) / Work
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the…