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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 July 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 8018
  • Number of comments : 197
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About Bloink : Hello. Welcome to my profile, glad you could make it.

Let me inform you of a few things about myself.
1) I am obsessed with Lindsey Stirling, Google her! (She is known as "the dancing violinist")
2) Doctor Who is my religion
3) I fence epee +D-----
4) In 2013, I won $2000 in America's Funniest Home Videos :3 (it is possible!!)
5) You aren't supposed to understand my profile picture, so don't ask.
6) I generally don't respond to messages because internet strangers are strange, hence the term "strange" in the word "stranger," if you didn't quite catch that.

kthxbai.

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Bloink's favorite FMLs

Today, I was cashiering, and a customer's change came to $5.51. She looked pretty stinking rich, so I just gave her $5.50. She demanded the extra penny, and I asked if she really needed it. She said, "No, but they do, asshole," and dropped her $5.51 in the charity donation box. FML

#19781749
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8357) - you deserved it (104663)

On 06/13/2012 at 12:00pm - money - by ouch - United States (Florida)

Today, I gave my puppy a treat for finally doing his business in the grass instead of on the patio. He later puked it up all over the patio. FML

#19779823
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19232) - you deserved it (2777)

On 06/13/2012 at 12:14am - animals - by missmisfit - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I proudly told my elitist dad that I now have a beautiful girlfriend. He didn't believe me, so I showed him her Facebook. He demanded that I stop seeing her, saying that the duck-facing in her avatar was the hallmark of "a lower form of being" who would only ever shame our family. FML

#19778453
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10695) - you deserved it (26511)

On 06/12/2012 at 7:39pm - love - by idontgetit (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was told off for not holding the door open for a woman behind me at work. Yesterday I was informed that chivalry is offensive to women, as it implies that they are not equal to men. I can't win. FML

#19774183
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26790) - you deserved it (3386)

On 06/11/2012 at 11:56pm - misc - by JohnBlack (man) - United States

Today, I was using a public toilet when someone entered the stall next to mine. Instead of using the facilities, the person in there reached under the stall to steal my bag. Fortunately, I was holding the strap so they couldn't take it. Unfortunately, they decided to take my right shoe instead. FML

Today, after a very painful mouth surgery, I went home to take a nap. Then my nose started bleeding, so I stuck a tissue in it and fell asleep. When I woke up, I was so high from painkillers that when I saw the tissue, I thought it was a ghost. I screamed so loud I burst a stitch. FML

#19750023
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30452) - you deserved it (4570)

On 06/07/2012 at 2:12pm - health - by LaurenB (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I reached behind my couch to plug my phone charger in. My arm got stuck and I had to wait for my roommate to get home to help me. FML

#19746396
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9227) - you deserved it (14383)

On 06/06/2012 at 8:50pm - misc - by jenny2989 - United States

Today, I pulled a neck muscle while head-banging. I wasn't at a concert, and I'm not in a heavy metal band, but I do pretend that I am while I'm in the shower. FML

#19744443
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9256) - you deserved it (20136)

On 06/06/2012 at 2:21pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was trying to take my shirt off. It was an awkward fit, so I had to basically wrestle it for five minutes. The kicker was that I was giving my boyfriend a striptease. He laughed so hard and for so long that we never had sex. FML

#19739017
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22976) - you deserved it (7055)

On 06/05/2012 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by Damn (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was walking home with my boyfriend. There's a short cut to my house by jumping a fence but he insisted that we take the long way because, "Girls don't jump fences." To prove him wrong, I jumped the fence. I fell and broke my leg. FML

#19736347
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14104) - you deserved it (31074)

On 06/05/2012 at 12:27am - love - by Josie - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to break up with her. It was a hard decision and both of us became quite emotionally overwhelmed at the time. We began to hug as a final goodbye, then her mum burst in the room and yelled, "HE FINALLY PROPOSED!" FML

#19725965
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36481) - you deserved it (3370)

On 06/03/2012 at 10:21am - love - by Matt - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my parents grounded me for finding their stash of weed. The irony is killing me right now. FML

#19719129
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35970) - you deserved it (2598)

On 06/02/2012 at 1:43am - misc - by ironyisabitch - United States (California)

Today, my fiancé and I broke up, and he won't answer my calls or texts. I don't want him back; he has my dog. FML

#19702811
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27142) - you deserved it (3033)

On 05/30/2012 at 1:25am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I got stuck in a three-hour traffic jam because I sneezed and missed the road I was meant to take. FML

#19700381
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22313) - you deserved it (4216)

On 05/29/2012 at 6:24pm - misc - by blocked (man) - United States

Today, I got yelled at and called a pedo by a mother after I sat down in a swing next to her daughter. I was too embarrassed to tell her that I'm a 20 year old who really does enjoy swinging in my spare time. FML

#19687702
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23335) - you deserved it (4102)

On 05/27/2012 at 9:13am - misc - by CA19oo - United States (Georgia)



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