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Bloink's favorite FMLs
by Vampire Teabag / 02/12/2015 at 11:25am / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I had a big figure skating competition. Many of the girls before me fell or did not execute their jumps correctly. Me? I skated a flawless program. I was placed last because they said I didn't push myself hard enough to the point of falling. FML
by depressedskatergirl / 02/06/2015 at 9:35pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Milked Richard / 02/05/2015 at 11:14pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by jamienicole1993 / 02/04/2015 at 8:21pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by bruhandbutercup / 02/02/2015 at 7:08pm / United States (Maryland) / Work
by SKYYYLLLARRRR!!!! / 02/01/2015 at 11:17am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by WalkTheOtherWay / 01/31/2015 at 9:29pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I asked my friend to download Frozen for me, because my mom wanted to play it for family movie night. The movie was shit, but it got even worse halfway through, when it cut to hardcore porn and a text bar saying "umad?" Now I'm grounded, and my "friend" is a legend for his prank. FML
by Anonymous / 01/30/2015 at 4:15pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/30/2015 at 3:16pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I was excited that my sister called me for the first time in months. She asked me to stop watching "Friends" so she could use the Netflix account. Now, I still have an absentee sister and no Friends. FML
by Anonymous / 01/30/2015 at 3:57am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by lolcat97 / 01/28/2015 at 5:35pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by WildShortstop13 / 01/28/2015 at 5:20pm / United States (South Dakota) / Miscellaneous
by tipmeover / 01/28/2015 at 8:09am / Ireland (Dublin) / Work
by I'm screwed / 01/27/2015 at 6:46pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, I bought an electric toothbrush because they're supposed to be a lot healthier than regular ones. My crazy religious mom immediately called me a whore and said she knew what I really wanted to use it for. So that's $80 in the trash. FML
by Anonymous / 01/25/2015 at 2:01am / United States / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had… 2Today, I've stopped smoking, lost 30 pounds, taken several painful tests, and checked my ovulation… 3Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went…